Everything posted by Lhorn
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
“Yo man, you wanna turn your music down a bit. It’s kinda loud. Preciate it.” -words that man has never heard spoken.
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D'onta Foreman
Amazing comeback story. Despite winning the Doak, I’d contend that he was under appreciated nationally during his final season at Texas. It was the 3-5 yard runs that made him great. On a team with little offensive talent and a poor OL he rarely got caught in the back field or for negligible yards. Always found a way to get yards where none existed.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Man that wrote up by Tarp is brutal if you are an aggy. The two things that gave them hope after a 5 win season were: 1. Expectation for a “big dog” OC hire that would take control of the offense and 2. Restocking talent quickly through the portal. Now they ain’t got shit to hope for. Just blind faith that minus some of their young talent that left, they are essentially going to do the same thing next year and somehow it’ll work better. I look forward to the civil war between the realists and the sunshine pumpers when the new, underwhelming OC is announced.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
She’s right in my wheelhouse. Smoking hot brunettes who can’t cook for shit.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Uh, that’s not how you spell “knights.” Former school checks out.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Ho Lee shit. That was straight up regarded. Fucking Lol. So much fail. Girl in thigh high water didn’t look like she wanted to saved at all.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Holy shit. From the distance he was from the snow, didn’t look like he’d be in jeopardy but that shit just kept going.
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Pellet Grills and Smokers
Let us know how it goes. I happen to have an acorn squash in the fridge with no specific plans.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
You are retarded but that’d be a great idea too.
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Tell me about Mel Tugger (that’s gold, Jerry!)
What kind of morons would give a guy a 10 contract worth 95 million? You’d have to be regard….. oh yeah…
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2023 WR Deandre Moore
Embarrassment of riches.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Lol. My dad would slap me in the head if I asked him to stand in that picture like a dork while I’m sitting on a golden throne.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
amazing. He says that without a hint of irony.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Gerry and Bobby need to invest in worse cameras.
- Transfer CB Gavin Holmes
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Bijan Robinson is special
Special talent. I said when VY left that I felt sad, because we may never see a talent like that anytime soon at Texas and I get the same feeling with Bijan. Other worldly vision and agility that other great running backs can't touch. I don't think it's hyperbole to say that as good of a player as he is, he might be a better kid and face/representative of the program and University. So proud to call him a Longhorn for life. Stay healthy, break ankles, get paid, be happy #5. Hook'em. NFL is gonna lose their shit when they see what he can do.
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Dicker The Kicker
Pretty storybook start to his career. Hook ‘em
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Those two are not mutually exclusive
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
[fingers crossed] please be Tim Beck…..
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
There was a commercial for a jewelry store, Jared I think, that ran on/off for a couple of years. A young couple was sitting together and she described health problems that she had to the point that she wasn’t able to walk. The point was that he was so dedicated to her and he helped get better again. - so why did she get the jewelry and not him? I watch a lot of free streaming stuff of Pluto and Xumo. Sweater god, 2 of every 3 commercials they run is for shingles. Always some naked person’s back and they are hunched over or arching their back as if in pain. Fuck off shingles vaccine manufacturers. Shingles sucks. We get it.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Holy crap! As undesirable as aggy is right now, there must be some temptation to join on just to have zero competition for playing time and get 80 snaps a game.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Bummer. I'd hate to lose Junior. Wanted to see him come back from the injury and kick ass next year - at Texas.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
No, just having a bad spell. I can’t remember that she’s ever had an accident that was her fault. Of course knocking mirrors off the car is not ideal.
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Texas DB & LB Talk
One of the Texag mouth breathers bitching about Ant Hill said the rumor was Texas was NIL whipping Ford into returning next year. Is that the current rumor?
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2023 LB Anthony Hill Jr.
Fuck yeah!!!!!! #1 Qb (arguably) #1 RB #1 LB That seems pretty fucking good. Am I wrong? That’s pretty fucking decent right?