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Steel Shank

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  1. While somewhat hesitant - would.
  2. Making a little lemonade here - I think there's some side boob starting around 00:32.
  3. She seems a bit unpleasant.
  4. Tractor eye candy. I dig it.
  5. How about during?
  6. No instructions or extra stuff needed! lol Get the fuck outta my way!
  7. Hydrox!!
  8. Gotcha. I heard before play started what they were looking for. The way Spaun played down the stretch today made me think, "This is the dude they were looking for." Watching the others fade and wither, the USGA got their man. All good.
  9. Nothing about race:
  10. The judges have stated that "asshole" is also acceptable.
  11. I think the USGA got the winner they were looking for.
  12. her nails look awesome
  13. Shit's off the hook!!
  14. Lay pipe instead.
  15. Fuckin' a.
  16. We fell right into their brilliant trap once again!! Heads needs to roll! Fire everyone! From CDC to Immamac (for that tailgate stunt he pulled)!
  17. If so, good for them. This state needs another good school. One is not enough.
  18. Manufacturers target a psychographic profile that fits their product. In other words, a target with a specific way of thinking and purchasing. In this case, it looks like Ram’s “customer profile” is that of a dumbass.
  19. Had Yodas and shit on them.
  20. I think I’ll stick to the “Steel Shank” thread.
  21. Reeled In by a Spoof, Chinese Daily Shrugs Off Its Capitol Error By HENRY CHU June 7, 2002 12 AM PT TIMES STAFF WRITER BEIJING — A gaffe by China’s usually staid state-run media has left a popular newspaper here with onion on its face. Readers of the Beijing Evening News, one of the capital’s largest-circulation newspapers, learned this week that the U.S. Congress had threatened to move out of Washington unless a fancy new Capitol was built. “Don’t get us wrong. We actually love the dilapidated [old] building,” House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) was quoted as saying. “But the cruel reality is, it’s no longer suitable for use by a world-class legislature. Its contours are ugly, there’s no room to maneuver, there aren’t enough bathrooms, and let’s not even talk about the parking.” If a new building wasn’t erected, the article said, lawmakers were prepared to pack up and move to Memphis, Tenn., or Charlotte, N.C. The story seems newsworthy enough. Trouble is, it was lifted straight from the Onion, a satirical “news” publication based in New York that has caused countless American readers to double over with laughter at its weekly spoofs on current events. Its story on the Capitol appeared in its May 29 edition, alongside such headlines as “Sexual Tension Between Arafat, Sharon Reaches Breaking Point” and “Man Blames Hangover on Everything But How Much He Drank.”
  22. Funny - my wife just made me throw out my "drippings can" because it started to spoil. It was meat drippings that I kept in the pantry. Start a new one in the morning!
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