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PatrickMcHorn

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  1. All of that is true, including the part about being .500 at the end of his contract, which would be a major win for ku. As close to a homerun hire as you can get there.
  2. Im confused about the part where he lost a hammer in the middle of someone else's farm. Was part of his sleepwalking routine beating the shit out of alfalfa with a ball-peen hammer?
  3. You gonna bring something into our house that's gonna take all the nutrition out of our food then light our house on fire. Thank God for me. Fuck your science oven.
  4. Im going to work this into my daily list of sayings: "Afterwards, with God's aid, it was renewed by me."
  5. I did a one time payment and was looking through my statement and it took me longer than I care to admit to figure it out.
  6. Is that an armybrat sammich?
  7. How are you posting without a password?
  8. There's something very strange about that man.
  9. Looks like chain and head are both there. That does look nice.
  10. I cooked my way through college and this is the only way to do it unless you order some on the thinner side and save them for the well doners. We would flip over a metal to go pan on top of the poor thing when in the grill to try and even it out, then 2 minutes in the microwave. No one complained, but if that's how you like your meat, you probably couldn't tell it was in the first place.
  11. U in her B is over there man.
  12. Sorry for partying.
  13. I laughed harder than I should have at that thing struggling in the snow.
  14. LaVar Ball... I'd guess Bledsoe though.
  15. You're going to have to sit out the first half of the next podcast.
  16. Get a rope.
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