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Clackles

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Everything posted by Clackles

  1. Stuff like that makes it pretty easy to pique them out.
  2. Stella, you’re entering a world of pain.
  3. What were the prices on the “petting zoo” escort service. Asking for a friend of course.
  4. Looking at the radar, I suspect this thing is over under red.
  5. Crazy stuff. Can’t believe they went green when they did, but looks to be a short break in the rain coming.
  6. Amazing. That is a ton of carbon fiber. I know this isn’t your first rodeo with these, would be curious to know how the cost of the carbon has changed from your previous build(s) to this one?
  7. I can’t wait for the Trump tweet linking this article when the pee tape gets released.
  8. 8, and anyone that does differently is obviously lying or a psychopath. And fuck standers and wadders.
  9. Clackles replied to Jkwellborn's topic in Football
    My excitement over masterpieces like these are why my family can never know about this website.
  10. Holy shit. Ain’t no personal stories like NMAS personal stories. Alternatively, username always checks out.
  11. Steve Martin would be a big one for me.
  12. Only time I remember crying watching a movie was Cinderella Man, when Braddock finally breaks down and has to go pass the hat amongst the rich guys to keep the heat on for his family. Cried a couple times watching Texas play with some fucking heart this season though.
  13. It looks like they are really trying to make their marriage work. Don’t be disrespectul.
  14. I retract all the stupid shit I said above.
  15. This goes in the badass shit wives do category imo. Got some stuff that looks infinitely better than some IKEA bullshit, then followed through on making them look nice, on a tight schedule, without asking for any help. Plus a cool old sewing machine with a motor to tinker with. Ought to be thinking about tinkering with her motor out of appreciation (yeah, I know, wife, not gonna happen, etc.).
  16. Their only chance is that the diabetes takes the legs before they go.
  17. I’m sure many of them figured that out at 6 when all that was under the tree was the alternator needed to fix the family Camaro and the box of Reds needed to fuel daddy to install it. Good thing the tax cuts and coal jobs are gonna turn that around next year.
  18. Gotta club up when you’re playing from the deep stuff.
  19. Jacked Neckolson
  20. It’s finally time for Phlegm’s creative mind to be put to good use. No better representative for the wealth of knowledge provided by this site.
  21. Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.
  22. Where’s the data on those that just scribbled in “WITCH HUNT!!!”.
  23. First thought: Damn. Why didn’t my 14 year old brain think of that?
  24. I’ve seen gag porn less vividly pornographic than this knob slob. He really went balls to chin.
  25. *pore
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