Everything posted by LongestHorn
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ShaggyTexas Handover
Its piss
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Texas Halftime Notes #1: Maryland
Fake news
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
And Mackovic won back-to-back conference titles and was a solid recruiter. Then he just shit the bed in 1997.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Lets not forget that if not for DKR, Texas hires Gary Barnett from Colorado, not Mack Brown.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
"Coach Herman, why did we have a delay of game penalty before we took our first snap?"
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Bob Stoops
Another round, Bob, and keep them coming...you dick eating by the bagful fucker
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Fuck Cancer, again
Fuck you, fucking cancer fuck.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Fuck you, Mack Brown
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It’s time to fire up the banner flyer.
"Greg Davis was our standard, afterall?"
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
"Our guys are trying too hard to be perfect" is wearing really fucking thin, Coach.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Please throw over the middle...
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I thought they were going to call Sam a son-of-a-bitch.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
its all four down territory
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We have TE
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We are who we thought we were.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Historically speaking, Sam will turn the ball over.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
a penalty here will kill me where I sit.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
go for it!
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
big 3rd down...
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Turtles are supposed to be amphibious.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I'm gonna take a 30 minute meeting with my Stearns and Foster.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
DVR needs rain delay pause button.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We're going to the mat with Stearns and Foster.
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
We're winning!
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Sweet ball, Sam!