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LongestHorn

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  1. Spy Butina has a Youtube account. Trump national security advisor John Bolton made an NRA video advocating for gun rights in Russia for Honeypot Butina. Gun rights in Russia. You can't make this shit up.
  2. GOP finally fed up? Naw. They'll double down.
  3. "Thank you, Mr. Putin. Amazing notes. Very special. I have no such notes"
  4. Any moment now for press conference following US Russia Summit 2018. Just waiting to learn exactly how amazing a negotiator our POTUS believes he is.
  5. I don't recall this particular shade of orange from POTUS before today in Finland. Fresh coat, maybe.
  6. A medic executing a wounded attempted murder suspect got 18 months. Israeli right went apeshit. So they knocked it down to 14 months. That didn't quiet them down much at all. They let him out in 9 months. Actually, 2 days early so he could attend his brother's wedding in March. They threw a Purim parade for him in Hebron a few days later.
  7. who doesn't? https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19546352/eating-boogers-good-for-you/
  8. Two McCallum HS students threw the whitest album release of a jazzy Hawaiian type band I have ever seen. It was definitely on the chain. Before sunset at Genuine Joe's in central Austin. I don't care. Fuck that. I like them. I'm not the Napoleon Dynamite muthafucka on the couch working it. It is not better than yacht music.
  9. http://adage.com/article/campaign-trail/trump-campaign-ad-strategy-extra-confusing/306192/
  10. See Republican support for Nixon
  11. If there wasn't bias, how do you explain the FBI producing evidence that convinced a grand jury? It's defacto fruit of a biased poison tree, ergo Republicans need to kill the investigation to save democracy. Only then can the POTUS investigate and destroy the liberal bias cancer from our justice system. Republicans are not convinced Russia is responsible because Putin is too clever to leave an evidence trail that would lead an FBI investigation to his GRU teams. And even if it did, not a single ballot was hacked. Podesta failed to have a strong password to protect us, but the FBI/DOJ isn't indicting him. Whatabout all the election hacking done by dems in the past against foreign nations? This is a sanctioned politcal coup by the deep state dems because Americans elected Trump instead of Clinton. Am I doing it right?
  12. Croatia beats frawnce.
  13. its on!
  14. I don't know if it's true, but I developed a strong ear for baby sounds when I was "sleeping". Almost extra-sensory powers. No bullshit.
  15. Best Treefiddy TV https://www.tomsguide.com/us/tcl-roku-49s405,review-4989.html
  16. Teenagers use waay too much toilet paper.
  17. On this day in 1804, Hamilton was canceled by Aaron Burr.
  18. These weren't helpless liitle girl gymnasts but rather adult college wrestling men who waited 20 years to smear me, says Gym Jordan. Mark Coleman would like a word with you, Mr. Jordan.
  19. When mine were born, we'd set them in the morning sun for 5 minutes to set their body clock. Sun on their skin activates some internal rhythm shit that helped mine stay asleep for most of the night. Pretty effective.
  20. amazing effort by so many that led to this miraculous outcome.
  21. If you know anyone who claims to have been a SEAL, send Don Shipley an email, and he will confirm it with their name. Or ask the what SEAL class they were in. If they answer with a year, they're FOS. Don Shipley is easy to find. He and his wife have a youtube business exposing Stolen Valor. If you know anyone who claims to have been US Special Forces, contact the admin at www.professionalsoldiers.com, and he'll know.
  22. Daughter is a first year couselor at JCC Camp Shalom. Pay sucks, but it's camp. Anyone familiar with the Austin Driving School on Burnet Rd in the plaza that had the old Dallas Nightclub? I'm a grad from summer '83. Back then, next door was a hot tub rental room by the hour joint. Themed rooms. see Magic Time Machine on Riverside, for example. Closed the hot tub rental place when condoms were clogging the pumps and the water contracted AIDS in 1986. Daughter tells me she wants to enroll at the same Austin driving school. The place was a dump back then. $370 for classroom and driving instruction? I dunno. I'm a cheap bastard, but I'm not going to teach her. I will be asking if they offer a legacy discount. And fuck you, you never taught a burro to drive, as they have been claiming for decades in big letters above the front door.
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