Everything posted by Walser
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Should I wear a football jersey to the Tulsa game?
Lighten up francis. It's not binary. While physical attractiveness is #1 for men, it's well down the list of desirable attributes to women. If that's news to you, bless your heart.
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Should I wear a football jersey to the Tulsa game?
Swing and a miss. If you have the money and/or power you can wear fetus pajamas. She doesn't give a fuck what you look like. Also, pass on the jersey.
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Are Dollar General Stores a sign that your small town has died?
DG's what?
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2018 Rain Thread
Yes. Sweet summer rain coming down nicely in the 49.
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Lance Armstrong: The Move
This. I honestly don't know.
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Semi-Celebrities I've Pissed Next to At Urinals
Cedric Benson, Aussie's
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
"When he left Tuscaloosa last month uncommitted, that was very good news to Texas." Wait, I thought it was agreed he wasn't worth it?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Neat quote. And?
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Tell me about Iowa State
Thanks for the insight Al. I didn't realize a lot of Iowans had a Dangerfield complex. Also thanks to ISUCyclones. My only experience in Iowa was when I flew to Minneapolis in the late 90s to buy a car and immediately drove it back to Austin. In Iowa I was astounded by how the drivers in the left lane promptly moved over to the slow lane as I approached, every time. It was enchubbening. I was at a happy hour yesterday with some former co-workers and the new IT director was there. She has an I-State logo tattoo on an inside bicep. She named her first son Ames, which isn't bad IMO.
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Texas vs. Arkansas - College World Series
Clemens charges...
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2018 Rain Thread
Nice soaking in 78749 right nao
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Turn your phone you fucking barbarian.
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Truck Nuts
Nice Chicken. Good looking vehicle and will last forever.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
You know, it's ok to loathe these people. There's so much life in you, and so much emotional larceny in these others.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Is Trey Biddy related to Tree Fiddy?
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Goody Woo shutting down
Gawd what a bunch of olds. I didn't get my haircut there til 94'.
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Trevone Boykin likes to beat up chicks
Swing and a miss.