Everything posted by Horn Dogg
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CFB TV Ratings
Just wait until North Texas and BYU are in the playoffs, then the viewer numbers will skyrocket!
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
How many of these playoff matchups have less viewers than Texas in whatever shitty bowl game we are going to?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BTW, I love this idea if we’re not in. Let the committee deal with these pre-season looking matchups while they could have had Arch Manning led Texas roll in the $$.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Just fucking leave aggy out, that would be more entertaining than if we got in.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Sark doesn’t want anyone breaking his yardage record against aggy.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Fuck those computers. I’m bout to pour some water on those bitches.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If you fuck Pamela you become Eskimo bros with the world. Probably walk away with an itchy case of herpes too.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Absolutely tragic. I feel terrible for her family.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That’s just what dumb guys cal smart guys
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Whoever posted that wasn’t there when Ricky broke the record. Or at the Nebraska game in 99.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So in summary, fuck Tech, fuck BYU and fuck Oklahoma.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I would say it’s likely Tech finds a way to fuck this opportunity up and lose to BYU. Tech doesn’t know how to handle success, they have no experience.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It's supposed to be Lisa Simpson right?
- Lane Kiffin to LSU?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
God damn these people are so stupid. As if any president in history sat down and focused on the price of groceries as a top priority. I guess I give Trump a little credit for bringing it up during the campaign and convincing these people he would do something about it, but man what a sad state we are in with these MAGA dumbfucks in our country.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So - would you be excited to see Texas come to Lubbock to play Tech in the first round?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Jacob Rodriguez is the new Dwayne Slay. Remember "meet Dwayne Slay?" Then when we actually played, he couldn't stay within 10 yards of Billy Pittman because he was too slow.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
And aggy in 2024 & 2025 before we played them
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Tech is starting to remind me of aggy when they didn't have to play us every year
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Tech is going to be amusing in the playoffs. This will be similar to the time they finally made the Cotton Bowl in the 1990's after that 5-way SWC tie. They thought they were all hot shit and then got smoked in the game by Keyshawn Johnson and crew. There's a reason Tech doesn't have any national championships other than women's basketball in 1993. Tech has a losing tradition and always will. I wouldn't be surprised if they fall off the cliff in the B12 championship game, but hopefully not so they can get hammered in the early rounds of the playoffs.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We would beat the fuck out of Tech regardless of where we played them. There's your data point.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yep - and their tweaking will somehow fuck us in a future year.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If the committee pulls some shit and moves us up and in, I’m going straight to Texags to roll around in the bitching.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Anyone know how SMU losing to Cal would fuck things up for us?