Everything posted by Horn Dogg
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The most pathetic tweet ever?
I don’t know man, Houston almost beat Rice and may get there someday.
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Week 3: Wyoming at texas prediction contest.
Texas 35 Wyoming 0 350 yards
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
100%!
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I’m happy to eat big plate of crow on PK and this staff. In the first year we all wanted him gone, but kudos to the ones in charge for keeping him around. That show the D put on last night was spectacular! Just pay him $6 mil/year to stick around!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
SIAP - aggy fans already hoping to escape to the big 10. LOL at these pussies! https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3399535
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SEC Network: “Texas is S-E-C ready”
The real question is - is the SEC “Texas ready?” Not just on the field, but are they ready to have us at their dinner table? We eat a lot!!
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
Fuck it, who cares? And fuck the opposing SEC fans!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Next year is always aggy’s year. Get your licks in while you can!
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
Probably the same as Adrian Peterson did in 2005
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
Face it - these guys are getting old like the rest of us and they just traveled to a football game. Fuck Bama BTW.
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
Damn right. So where is any evidence that you guys actually left the RV?
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
We wanted female titties.
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
Ha ha, ain’t that a bitch? I did think they were better coaches at the time, but I’m happy as fuck today and I will be until the next loss!
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
I’m in the same boat my friend. Let’s just keep getting more and more fucked up. We’re going to fuck OU up the ass so hard that we reach the back of their teeth and knock them out (well, maybe it’s only one tooth left to knock out). Enjoy your drinks and I will do the same. Fuck the whole college football world, Texas is taking over!
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
The only issue is that OU won, but we can quench that happiness with a smooth buttfucking in October. Need to win by more than 49!
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
The Nebraska fans were the same way. It’s easy to be nice when you’re coming off a run of National Championships. But wait until they start losing, then they get nasty as fuck and blame Texas regardless of whose fault it is.
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
Here it is in a nice consolidated format. Hopefully Bama’s dynasty is the next victim when we move to the SEC.
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
With all due respect to Bama and their fans…..go fuck yourself! Did you see what happened to Nebraska’s dynasty when we joined the big 12? You motherfuckers are next, except there is no way the Big 10 will bend their own rules enough to let you rednecks in. Good luck!
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Surly Horns Road Trip Part Deux Electric Boogaloo
@RGBIII @immamac after that game, we need an update with a lot of redneck titties or a drunk ass podcast from Walmart where a bunch of Bama fans are crying in their Bud Lights while saying they are boycotting Bud Lignt! Seriously though, have fun and be safe. I was at the game in Columbus in 2005 and it was a little tricky to get out of that shithole without having to fight my way out. @Wulaw Horn watch out for the 3ft tall no teeth flat headed chicks that want a 4.5% 30 year fixed on a double wide. They are trying to take advantage of you in a drunken state of mind.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Fuck all you pussy ass doubters!
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
You better get on board, we’re winning!
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
We’re going to win this shit. Anybody who doubts can fuck off!
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Holding at will helps
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
We’re going to own this shit!
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
*disclaimer, I’ve been drinking. Fuck yeah! 27-16 in the 4th and we’re going to win this shit. Fuck every one of you pussy ass god damned bitch ass sorry motherfuckers that thought it was over!!! Put your balls back in your pants and get ready to celebrate sending these toothless mobile home hunching motherfuckers back to the trailer park with a loss. Fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shut fuck and more fuck!! Eat some pussy for dinner!!