Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never believe what happened to me. I was tailgating for our game against Little Sisters of the Poor when two of their fans came up asking for directions to Kyle Field. I gave them an ice cold Shiner Bock and a big ol bowl of Blue Bell and escorted them directly to their seats. They had tears in their eyes as they thanked me. They proceeded to tell me that they had been scared to come back to Texas for a game after they went to a sip game and a bunch of loud drunk t-sippers pushed their grandma's wheelchair down the steps of the upper deck, launching her onto the field, Nordberg-style. Anyway, they said that The Fightin' Texas Aggies are now their #1 team, even moreso than Little Sisters of the Poor!! Whoop!!
I thought about that too, but based on how successful the trafficking operation was and how everything Trump touches turns to shit, I had a hard time reconciling it.
Pretty sure that's the case. It's been a while since I've gotten them, though because of what @Blotto referenced above. In the normal course of our household where I'm the only potato chip eater, 32 oz is too much for just me unless were having people over for burgers and dogs.