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hpslugga

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Everything posted by hpslugga

  1. Let’s put it this way: we (the US as a whole) are a basketball team and we’re trailing Team 1st World by 30 points in the third quarter. These senators are falling down trying to high five each other after nailing a single free throw.
  2. It’s less about Brady and more about people like @Had Enough going
  3. This thread is fucking preposterous.
  4. I’ve very often thought of leaving a burning shitbag at her office building (only 1.9 miles away from my house)…
  5. Grifters gonna defend other grifters
  6. So here was the Texas GOP’s position on education as of 2012 (no reason to believe it’s changed in 10 years): We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority. So they oppose the central premise of public education, but (and I agree with what you’re saying) they favor sending sick kids there. As Bill Maher put it at the very end of this segment…
  7. Good thing we have you to keep tallies on which batshit looney birds in Washington that have fake tits.
  8. You’re both wrong. Lauren is stupid, but she can also see the future. But the fact that she’s stupid makes it hard for her to tell the difference between future and present. In this instance, she was holding up what she thought were her sagging tits.
  9. Why am I looking at the last two and only hearing “You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!”
  10. So stupid bullshit that’s well beyond their scope. Got it
  11. I would actually like to know what it was she was saying. I imagine it ran something along the lines of “your mother sucks cocks in hell,” but I would like to confirm.
  12. Left means you’re a drug dealer
  13. Cynical lazy ass motherfucker doesn’t even have the goddamn common courtesy to carefully construct a lie. Don’t have time? It take like 10 fucking seconds. He’s sitting there playing fucking make believe if he really thinks people take him for this 24-7-on-the-go-tough-alpha-male he pretends to be.
  14. This is an oversimplification because it depends on which years shock you the most, but: The great QB’s of that era were overwhelmingly AFC guys. Look through the NFC talent pool and tell me Aikman didn’t stand above almost all those losers.
  15. He also did this: “Matthew Stafford might not go down as the best quarterback in NFL history, but after winning the Super Bowl this year, he'll be able to say that he's pulled off a feat that no other quarterback has ever accomplished, including Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Stafford threw for 283 yards and three touchdowns in the Rams' 23-20 Super Bowl win over the Bengals, which means he finished the regular season and playoffs COMBINED with 6,074 passing yards, 50 touchdown passes and a Super Bowl win, which makes him the FIRST quarterback in NFL history to hit all of those benchmarks.” https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/matthew-stafford-just-pulled-off-a-qb-feat-that-not-even-tom-brady-or-peyton-manning-ever-accomplished/amp/
  16. Well yeah because…things
  17. As should anyone be. Economists are not jacks of all trades as some fantasize. When they talk about the death penalty, global warming, abortion, creationism/evolution et al, they’re doing so as laymen and the title of “economist” in those discussions is as useless as an asshole on an elbow.
  18. And I should say, this isn’t a new phenomenon and it wasn’t even when that movie came out (2006). Anyone remember this fuckin bullshit? Yeah, that was 1970 and we still had this issue of putting morons like Lester Maddox on TV. Maddox became governor of Georgia after an infamous incident where he refused to serve blacks in his restaurant after the 1964 Civil Rights Act was passed, which is like Kyle Rittenhouse becoming governor of Wisconsin. Anyways, the mere idea of putting him alongside Jim Brown to talk about race relations is like putting Seth Rogen and Dick LeBeau side by side on an ESPN show to debate each other about “the 4-3 vs the 3-4.” This is by no means the first time crap like this was splattered on television, and that’s really the point: it’s always been like this and there’s been no significant push to change it.
  19. hpslugga replied to Sandman's topic in Football
    Yes and then move it to the fall and murder the league
  20. “Okay be honest. How many of us own a Youth Medium "Scots for Stafford" shirt? Seems like there are a couple. You can't hide!” 🙃
  21. Your teenage daughter wears a YM?
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