Everything posted by HornsOverIthaca
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
Still better than ETBF.
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
Well, Mark Mangino’s son lives in the austin area now.
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Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up
go make out with 19 year old dudes somewhere else you worthless bag of fuck
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MNF: Chargers @ Saints
Or not. Damn.
- 2020 Texas HS football
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From the AD: New Longhorn Branding
#3 is a garage pull. Which will be used to close the garage so we can asphyxiate from the car exhaust.
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
Whomever voted for "would rather keep Herman if we can't get Meyer" should go away with Herman.
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2020 Texas HS football
Del Valle made it to 12 total yards by the end of the game.
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Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up
I honestly don't know the lyrics.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Odd ones for sure.
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Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up
Mid-Major Tom to Ground Control
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
But wouldn't we have to pay him in sausages?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Fuck the buyout. I know a guy who can throw a platoon of dead hookers over his fence and all his buddies fences. Problem solved. Even went to SMU.
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Plans and activities for next Saturday
Meditation and astral projection.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
Oh man the lasagna I ate last night is causing some colon issues. I better go take a charleston rambo.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
It makes me wonder if there’s a carbon monoxide leak in the field house.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
I didn’t know a tree could have an extra chromosome.
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Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]
He’s just too stupid to play this game.
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Texas/ou game
Oh man. Emmanuel Achos hair is starting to go into ancient aliens guy territory.
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Jake Smith
Why would anyone do drugs when they could mow a lawn?
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2020 Texas HS football
I would expect whom ever is going to NFHS stream the game would need the stadium to provide internet access for them. A place like House Park or Burger Center may not have it, they may have it but say no, or they say yes but can’t get around the firewalls.
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RIP Eddie Van Halen
Geddy Lee posting here would be so absurd I could almost believe it.
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2020 Texas HS football
Paying for NFHS isn’t a guarantee either. Sometimes there’ll be a game announced but it doesn’t get streamed for whatever reason.
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HORNS FB INJURIES (2020)
I like this theory. This should’ve been the TV show.
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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"
Lincoln Riley doesn’t own a dog house.