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EE2B

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  1. Accidental shooting: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.abc4.com/news/top-stories/utah-football-star-ty-jordan-dies-in-accidental-shooting-while-in-texas/amp/
  2. EE2B replied to Superhero's topic in Lulz
    If you want a good thermometer, take that one back and get this: https://www.thermoworks.com/wand You can still stick it up your ass if you want to, but it works pretty well pointed at the forehead.
  3. No shit he’s going to trigger [mention=1619]MarkStanco[/mention].
  4. Do you not ready Brisket’s posts?
  5. EE2B replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Four year old told the seven year old that she wouldn’t let her sleep in the bed with her if she was growing out of her ass. I think the Home Alone reruns have started to sink in.
  6. As long as they maintain the standard of being a championship Sunday practice team, they can’t be any worse.
  7. That should say the top thread shows up but none of the others ever populate below it. Also, is there no edit function of a post?
  8. I’m using it now and when I select unread content, the thread shows up but nothing ever populates underneath it. Am I just not giving it long enough? IOS 14.2
  9. My wife started doing PRN work at a local hospital. Within five minutes they had her giving covid vaccinations to all of the hospital staff. She said it was weird having to run from their extreme cold storage to the pharmacy to get it back in the fridge within three minutes. They had someone stationed to close the freezer, hold the elevator and carrying the vaccine. She said they gave about 70 doses yesterday.
  10. I watched that shit the other day and laughed. That’s a waste of holy water on an empty box.
  11. A buddy of mine learned to dive while we were working together. One night in the control room he was talking about a trip he was going on and I called him a skin flute in a wet suit. That name stuck and he was called that from then on. /csb
  12. Is there a thread with actual updates in it or is the shit show over?
  13. You’re going to break out the glamour shots? [emoji16]
  14. Post #2 probably explains why Baylor looks so bad.
  15. Is her left leg connected to her rib cage?
  16. You can turn water into wine and make fish multiply, surely you can make a shitty McRib appear out of nowhere.
  17. Cuero is 4A
  18. 1. Run it through a blender and get everything blended up. 2. Pour said gravy into your finest drinking glass. 4. Add straw to said glass 5. Drink! /profit!
  19. The other night when we were taking the kids to look at Christmas lights, my wife said she was going to turn on Christmas music. She saw the “Rock the Bells” channel on XM and assumed that it was Christmas music. When the song started it took her a few seconds to realize the error of her ways. I think my kids were really starting to get into Gin and Juice.
  20. This story always kills me. I’ve driven my kids around our neighborhood at least four or five times since people started putting up Christmas lights. The next time I drive by @MarkStanco’s house I’m shooting a BB Gun at his lights and throwing dirt on his driveway. [emoji23]
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