Everything posted by UTHornFan014
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Unfortunately, Singleton is on the short list for offensive MVP tonight
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That was fucking awful. Altuve stared at a backup cement mixer.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Looks like we are on the bad side of the toxic relationship tonight
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
No way he settles down! Maldy is on a hot streak of hitting and catching baseballs.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Narrator: He Swung at Everything
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Probably why we had Chas try to steal the last inning. By getting thrown out we are able to start the Top of the 5th with the top of the lineup
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Your penis is probably grateful to Dubon
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Hunter Brown needs a few months off
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Are we really gonna have to hope the Rangers sweep the remaining 5 against Seattle?
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Formula 1 2023
The Q1 crash has to seal Sargeant's fate for next year, right? Can't imagine Williams doesn't make a change now
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That's what I feel like doing on Dusty's porch
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I hate that I'm almost rooting for the Rangers to sweep the Mariners (or the Mariners win the last 6 against the Rangers). With how we are playing I feel like that is the only way we make the playoffs
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Sometimes you gotta sacrifice a game or some bullshit for the next 8
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Bad baseball is bad
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Does it guarantee that though? Dusty will probably say that "I want to make things right" and try to come back. And Framber and Javier will probably want their savior Fat Ass back
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Leaving Toronto out of this scenario for simplicity. But say the Mariners go 6-4 (winning 4 out of 7 against Tex and 2 against us), the Rangers 6-4 (sweeping the Angels and losing 4 of 7 to the Ms), and we go 5-4 (Winning 2 against the Royals and DBacks and 1 against the M's). That would leave us all at 90 wins. I think the Mariners would win the division in that scenario and we would win the tie breaker against the Rangers for a wild card spot. Don't even want to think about what happens if all 4 teams (Toronto, Seattle, Texas, and us) finish at 90 wins. Maybe intradivision would come into play there and Toronto would miss out? But, what all that shows is that the wild card magic number of 6 means that we need to win 6 games to guarantee a playoff spot. So, don't count on the wild card magic number dropping by two if we win and another team loses. If we win only 5 games there is a possibility we miss the playoffs. Win less than 5 then we better hope that one of the Ms/Rangers sweep the other (or that the Blue Jays fall apart) I think I need another drink after all that...
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I think the most the WC magic number can be reduced is 1 game with the Mariners/Rangers playing each other... and that assuming we win tomorrow. If we lose I think it stays at 6. Pretty sure they are already including a guaranteed 4 losses for our competition in the WC calculation since one of the Rangers/Ms are guaranteed to lose at least 4. But, I also could be too drunk right now to really figure it out
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Could have used that performance from Pressly on Monday 😞
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Did Altuve get a bad break on Peña's double? Thought he would have had a chance to score if he got a good read
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
We get actually get a runner on 2nd with no outs... and fail to move them any further
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
We are dumb, baseball is dumb
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Not with the way the 2nd baseman fielded it. He jumped up to grab it and landed flat footed with both feet pointing towards home.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
What in the fuck was Meyers looking at there? That was a high chopper that he easily would have scored on if he ran on contact
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
This team could fuck up a wet dream
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
Musta used the wrong shade of green