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UTHornFan014

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Everything posted by UTHornFan014

  1. I feel very confident that Abreu will end the season with a higher OPS than either Dubon or Julks
  2. JV is great and all, but can we get back to bitching about Dusty and his lineup choices?
  3. I think he will be a quality MLB player, but if we win another World Series in the next couple seasons then who cares.
  4. Fuck it - I'm over the loss of Gilbert and Clifford already. Resign Tucker and Chas and it won't make a shit.
  5. Got my fingers crossed for Montero, Maldy, and Meyers! 😂
  6. I'd also be fine if we made a run at Snell or Stroman instead
  7. My hate is not fake 🤬
  8. Still would prefer not giving them 5 free base runners. But way better than I thought it would go after the 1st inning
  9. So he is crying tears of happiness this time?
  10. Glad Maldy is in there so he can keep Javier in the right headspace... Just like he did with Framber a couple nights ago
  11. The pecking order looks like this: 1) Maldy 2) Maldy 3) Maldy 4) Daiz
  12. Can someone show Dusty Framber's starts over the last 15 innings in hopes that he decides to give Diaz a run with with in the next couple games? And then show him (and the rest of the team) Maldy's stats so that we can move him to a clubhouse role and bring up literally anyone else to be backup catcher?
  13. 13 unanswered by my count
  14. Can we finally score a run (this season) on this Heaney asshole?
  15. We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.
  16. Huge W Can we cut Maldy yet?
  17. Have I already mentioned that this ump can suck my balls? That pitch to Abreu was like 6 inches low
  18. List of people I'd like to see break their hands and spend some time on the IL: Maton Meyers Maldy Madris Dusty
  19. Hopefully their bullpen decides to suck tonight as well
  20. Don't you try to bring analytics and common sense into the equation!
  21. Quality outing there by Maton
  22. This ump can suck my balls
  23. I need more Hoes in my life
  24. Exactly what I just texted a couple of my friends. Rage inducing
  25. Are you sure we can't offer them Jake, Maldy, Bligh, and Hensley?
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