Everything posted by tchookem
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Tim Dunn: The West Texas Billionaire Trying to Turn Texas into a Christian Theocracy
Why take money for a cause you don't support when you can take money for a cause you do support?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
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Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
Maybe forty years ago, but not any more.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
Maybe start with a baritone?
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
You know there's nothing stopping you from learning tuba or big-assed guitar right now. No reincarnation necessary. Just saying. I guess tubas can be a bit pricey.
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
I've decided that every action Greg Abbott does makes sense if you add "because his dick doesn't work." to the end. Like adding "in bed" to fortune cookie fortunes. "Greg Abbott ordered TNG to place razor wire along the border... because his dick doesn't work."
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Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
You know, if I had done something as cool as competed in a NCAA sport... not only competed, but competed at a school and program as prestigious as Texas... I'd likely make it my handle on message boards too. I don't know that I'd act like such a dipshit that I'd have to give up my cool handle. I also know that I'd feel such a need to continue my dipshittery that I'd return with a sock account. Sad.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
Make no mistake, she is as much a power hungry monster as Nancy Reagan. She sees herself as Jackie O, and is probably livid that these dorks are interrupting her chance at greatness. Nevermind that is really DeSantis and his bullshit that are keeping her out. Don't be shocked to see her throw her hat into the political ring at some point. ETA: And watch all the Hilary haters that trashed her for riding Bill's coattails (or whatever they bitched about) fully support Casey without on ounce of irony.
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
Can't be a good look having her shield him from the "loony" lib.
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Boo fucking hoo Ashli Babbitt
I thought it was a Rush Limbaugh joke. Never heard it told as a George Floyd joke. Guess we run in different circles.
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2023 MLB thread
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/rays-star-wander-franco-not-found-home-raids-investigation-alleged-relationship-minor-repor.amp I'm sure he's.... wandering... around somewhere.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Idiocracy was prophecy, not comedy....
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
If say that show touched on the intentions on many Republicans. The fact that they have escaped blame baffles me.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Swatting is horrible. Being a hateful cunt is horrible. Off-setting penalties?
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Not trying to belabor a point, but there is a difference between being socially awkward/on the spectrum versus being an annoying prick because you're allowed to get away with it. I assume your kid is the former, and deserved compassion. Ted Cruz is the latter... a kid that pushed buttons and cried bully when confronted.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
These are the same people that blame Obama for 9/11.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
It's the one drawback to society seriously addressing bullying. Natural consequences get labeled as bullying, so the truly annoying kids never learn the boundaries of being annoying.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
I've always said that he's the annoying husband of your wife's best friend. You're always stuck babysitting his socially inept ass, or worse, forced to bring him along to shit where he ruins the things you genuinely enjoy.
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Official Thread for Abortion Demagoguery
I'm wondering what has led you to believe this. I would love to share your optimism, but at this point, I'm at a loss.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Wait, Boss Hogg is GRU or Fatty? Or are they both? I'm confused.
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Purity Balls ….
Would you like to learn more about Purity Balls?
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Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Not saying "I was never meaning no harm" was a missed opportunity he'll never get back.
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DACA, immigration reform whatever
Maybe if the Tea Party Republicans hadn't killed immigration reforms proposed by... (checks notes)... Republicans... during W's administration things might be better?
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2023 Houston Texans thread
The great thing about them having a mausoleum is that every time one of them dies, you only have one stop to make and you get to hit the whole family again.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
This isn't me, but it could be.