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88th Texas Legislature
I'll use it to pay the subscription fee for one of the online apps I use in my classroom.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I hope he's at least half as miserable as he looks in that picture. It had a whole "FML" vibe.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
- the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
Honestly, if we know it's going to happen, how do we lowly pawns prepare?- the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
They're gonna do it, aren't they. They're gonna make Jim Jordan Speaker of the House tomorrow... on Jan 6th. The Matrix is gonna fucking do it.- The destruction of America's public education system
Offered without comment...- the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
I'm coming around to there idea that some in the GOP would actually prefer Dems keeping power. They need the Dems in power, so they can whine about the Dems being in power. The alternative is actually governing, and governing isn't their thing.- the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
Democrat Party : Democratic Party :: Aggy : Aggie- the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
Yo dawg, we heard you like obstructionism, so we put some obstruction in your obstructionism. /Xzibit- The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
And (aside from the hit to his ego) he's just fine. But there isn't a problem with wealth inequity in this country.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Wait until you realize it's been there all along. For me, the key has been to not be too hard on myself and remember that life is always about doing better next time.- Abbott being Abbott
There only thing more broken than his back is his soul. Some might try to downplay telling the refugees that the inn was full on Christmas... Abbott decides to brag about it- Abbott being Abbott
20 years from now we're going to get a news story about one of these kids or one of these people's kids graduating from UT or Harvard. Greg Abbott will take credit.- Overrated Austin restaurants?
Has Trudy's been mentioned? It needs to be mentioned. My friend's wife loves that place, so I'm forced to go a couple times a year. I'd rather eat Taco Bell.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
"He shits himself just like I do!" /OldMAGAs- January 6th Committee Hearings Thread of Dominance
Make no mistake, if it had all worked out, she'd happily be sitting in her West Wing office right now. She's no hero, just one of the smarter rats on the ship.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Right? What a buncha fucking weirdos the right has become.- The Twitter Debate
I've been wondering, what do you think the longest amount of time he's gone without seeing one of his kids. He's got 10... I bet that he's gone 6 months without seeing one of them. You know a birthday has been missed.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
You know what normal people don't do? They don't tweet about their critics. Normal people don't have critics. Movie stars, artists, musicians... they have critics that judge their work, but they don't necessarily have critics that comment on them personally. You know who does have critics? Losers.- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
"I thought your lips would be longer considering how far they've been up Trump's ass."- Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
We should workshop a list of things every Surlyite can prepare and then yell at him if one of us sees him in public. I may not get the chance, but if one of you assholes said a line from Surly I'd turn into Rudy's dad. My submission: "Your wife's fucking half of Houston while you're in DC. She only wants you relected so she can get to the other half."- Vandals mad about drag show open fire on North Carolina power substations
That kind of church thinkin' ends as soon as we get to the Applebees, lib-groomer.- The Last of Us coming to HBO
Are they clickers? That'd be kinduva fun gig.- RIP Kirstie Alley
Yeah, the Scientology was the problem. How about we say it was one of the problems? - the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion
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