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tchookem

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  1. Crazy thing that I realized today... if Donald Trump had handled his presidency the way Joe Biden is handling his, Donald Trump would have won the 2020 popular and electoral vote in a landslide. I'm talking Reagan in '84 landslide.
  2. Yes. The door is opens from the inside, but there is no way to lock it from the inside. You cannot enter without a key or unless someone inside opens the door. We used to be allowed to prop doors open or put magnets over the latches, but they stopped allowing it a couple years ago. They even sent principals around during class to close any propped doors. You are not captive in the room, but your movement in and out is limited.
  3. Nope. The keyhole is only on the outside door handle, and there is no lock/unlock switch inside the classroom. We are told to lock the classroom door from the outside and keep it locked at all times. My school also instructed us to keep the door closed at all times. If a student leaves for the bathroom they have to let back in by someone inside the room or by someone with a key. Prisons... schools... what's the difference really?
  4. He'd make Fredo look like John Wick.
  5. I was going to ask which countries he would rank higher and explain his reasoning, but you're right just identifying 3 other countries would be too much stress at his cognitive level.
  6. Yeah, that's all true too. I can see both scenarios happening exactly as we describe them. We're trying to predict the behavior of an 80 year-old toddler, it'd be fun if it didn't have actual consequences like 1M dying of a virus or the potential downfall of our republic.
  7. Trump doesn't run. The RNC will pay Trump so much money and prop him up as the Godfather meets Wizard of Oz backroom dealmaker that MADE Desantis. Trump will get everything he wants (money, influence, and the appearance of power) with none of the bothersome work that goes into being rich, influential, and powerful.
  8. We are indeed, fucked... unfortunately not by Soledad
  9. You're right, of course, but I don't know that it matters. So many people will dismiss that as "politics as usual" implying that it's something "both sides" do and will do again. Unless some substantial consequence comes out of this, I think 1/6/21 just becomes a footnote in history. I recently listened to a podcast about the election of 1876 and the chaos that led to the Compromise of 1877. I learned more of the details about what each side did to in the lead-up to inauguration, and there were so many parallels to 2020. Shit, Trump tried some of the very same tactics they used back then. Today nobody knows anything about the Election of 1876, the chaos it created, the Compromise of 1877, or that it all led to the end of Reconstruction and 100+ years of Jim Crow. I guess my point is that we didn't learn anything then. And we won't learn anything now. @Brisketexan is right.
  10. I have not finished the tweet thread, but this didn't sound right... Tex Gov. Sam Houston was against secession and suffered politically for it.
  11. The only way he's going to understand any of this is if you have a picture of Calvin peeing on the words "Your Arguement". Otherwise its all gibberish to him. I appreciate the effort and information though.
  12. tchookem replied to Ted Lange's topic in Cloak Room
    This motherfucker made a fake action movie trailer vanity project where he attacked other Americans. Fuck him.
  13. I see this picture and it makes me remember that, regardless of what awaits us after we die, be it Heaven, or Hell, or a vast nothingness, I know that he won't be in Heaven. He'll either be in Hell, or he'll no longer exist. From that moment on,my worst day on earth will still be better than his eternity.
  14. I didn't watch that... does the American Weasel explain what a pro-life center is?
  15. I think another major party is pretty wishful thinking... unless Trump decides to do it. He's the only one that could get the following and siphon off enough money to make it happen. But starting a political party is a lot of work, and he's lazy. He just wants the money and the credit. God, could you imagine the unqualified gang of fuck-ups that would be the Make America Great Party? But there is support for the idea... https://news.gallup.com/poll/329639/support-third-political-party-high-point.aspx
  16. Maybe they know just how cheap she is.
  17. And this is the one he chooses to tell everyone about?
  18. That's alarming. Get it? Al-arming.
  19. [ img]Thor meme[/ img]
  20. Looks like we'll have to wait until some of the parents take them to court with a civil suit. I'm sure it'll all be "accidentally" deleted by then.
  21. "I don't know about these guys. I'm here for the Freddie Mercury cosplay." Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
  22. See now this is the kind of shittiness than can only be explained by genetics. It's in the DNA.
  23. I would pay a significant amount of money to watch Trump live with those people for a week.
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