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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Catching up on this thread reminds me of this: Back in the early 80s, my dad took Wizard, our insane black lab, to Town Lake to let him swim and fetch. I'm chilling on the couch, my step mom comes in and turns on the local news, just in time to see a live report of a body being pulled out of town lake. As we are watching the EMT guys on the shores of town Lake loading the gurney with the covered body, Wizard runs into the camera shot, slinging water all over the EMTs, carrying a big ass stick. Anyway, they've been pulling bodies out of the river since the Comanches owned this land. And labs have been derping around for almost as long.
  2. I've noticed my teen daughter and her friends do this. I think they are just trying to be polite.
  3. Daughter fucked up her knee playing basketball. We're looking at eight weeks of rehab, which means she'll miss track and golf this spring. She's pretty down about it, which means we are all down about it. Sucks, because she just missed making it to regionals last year (as a freshman) in the 800 and mile. Oh well, there is always next year, I guess.
  4. I said it when he was talking that mars bullshit: There will not be a "mars city" during the lifetime of anyone currently alive. I'll say this now: There will not be a "moon city" during the lifetime of anyone currently alive.
  5. what are you, a cat?
  6. It won't just be ICE though. It'll be other feds and assorted brown shirts
  7. Yeah, I'll have a turkey melt And Uh, and an eggroll I guess And That's all And OK, a small lemonade ANd That's all And No, nothing else Four dollar
  8. Try that at a waffle house or, Sharks have Chuck Norris Week
  9. My wife uses it all the time, emphasis on the man, rather than the white, generally when referring to incompetent male opposing councils, judges, cops, etc. The sad part of this is that all the clamor for her to run was astro-turfed by republicans. Once again, dems get played.
  10. I hope to God the Stones didn't sell them the rights to use their music. Is Gimme Shelter (released in 1969) old enough to be in the public domain? @TwiceHorn , isn't that your type of law thing?
  11. Saw a lot of cars that looked like that on the forty acres back in the 80s.
  12. I'll be the CEO, but only if I get a private security team.
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