Everything posted by Stinkpalm
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, but that one aggy needs to shut the fuck up. I’d love for aggy to finance my cheez-it addiction over the next several weeks. White cheddar, please, you cultish dipshits.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
In college, I always wrote “sexual favors” in the “For” line of all my checks. Kids do dumb shit.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
^^^ that image can fuck right off. Dumbass shit indeed
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
If Nicole says it’s 38, I’m gonna trust it’s 38, because… if anybody would know…
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
Somebody’s never played a prank on him while enjoying some Jack Links, and it shows
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
*Skunk Ape
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2025 P/K Gehrig Heil
Not gonna lie… I never would have seen the messed up letters on the shirts to realize it was ai had you not pointed out that it was ai. Probably won’t stop me from fathering some knuckle-children to that image.
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A good way to spend 58 minutes.
I was expecting a thread about the 50 dollars burning a hole in my pocket and South Austin’s mom.
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Texas may have accidentally legalized marijuana
Shiiit… I felt that way about any of the Mexican ditch weed I was able to get my hands on way back in high school. A couple bong rips or a shared joint and I was a gelatinous potato the rest of the night. Never understood how friends could play sports or lift weights after smoking. Can’t imagine what modern day weed/edibles would do to me
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Money launderer in Irvine arrested
I’ve seen that video. You weren’t fooling anyone by tattooing a six inch ruler on your 3.5 inch penis
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That kid was born to say “Furk”
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Did anyone else hear that explosion just now in North Austin?
You’ve been here more than long enough to know that anything that happens anywhere (but especially central Texas) is always roughly one degree of separation from surly… and on a totally unrelated note… that you don’t accept an invite from Nicole to hit up some bars on Rainey St.
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where the fuck are you blowing the leaves
Plebs… I just hover my helicopter over my yard for a bit
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Cool fucking stories, you dorks. Wonder how many thousands of times they’ve bored the shit out of people while retelling those heroic tales at parties where the hosts regretted inviting them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers
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What they are sayin' up North...
Huh. My dad used to always refer to me as a buckeye Oh…
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Wait… possibly their most “famous” actor grad is a dude who played a closeted redneck that got honeydicked and repeatedly raw-dogged by an openly gay FBI agent behind closed doors? So fitting.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Aggy Pat is just following the Lucci/Looch44 method… manipulate the numbers and twist the narrative so that aggy is better than evil tu in their rankings until overwhelming facts and stats make it impossible to do so, and then just discontinue said rankings without notice or explanation.
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AITA Thread
I’m picking up what you’re putting down…
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Let’s say some Surlyites were able to acquire a number of drones… how difficult would it be to fly in a pirate drone show during their show on November 30 and make Bevo hump their little drone dog?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’ll be honest… much like graham harmon, I don’t really know just what it is
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious
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Non-partisan "Fuck the Status Quo" Thread of Dominance
My post would literally say the exact same thing. All of it. Even the Italian immigrant dad, Jewish step-dad, Mexican step-mom stuff. But seriously, I’d love for a legitimate 3rd party to jump into the mix and break up the “us vs them” mindset the nation has now, and force both sides to rein it in and work together a little more. But that’s not going to happen.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Cool. Now do the rocks on women’s fingers/necks and watches on men’s wrists just in the luxury suites at Texas games, and then add the value that they don’t have to look like fucking dorks wearing class rings to surpass the aggy number
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I've decided to dig a hole
China, crab-people den, finished-out sex dungeon… I don’t know. I just need to know what the goal is because my sanity can’t handle digging a hole that never has a finish line