Everything posted by Stinkpalm
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
In theory, you’ll be getting my sloppy seconds
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
But what did they call turkeys and suitcases?
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Facebook is down
For a duplex rental?? Pfft! Everyone on surly is in the seven figs club. We aren’t bring our 10s back to a duplex, brah
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Gone posters
I’d, uh... I’d still... let me just throw this out there... I have the weirdest boner right now and my curiosity is higher than my pants tent. Sssoooooo..... pics?
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Come up with a Key & Peele style football name
Three Fifty Oven
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
My mind goes straight to Gilda Radner when I hear Harvey’s Bristol Cream
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
^^^^ that
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"Okay honey, smile now, one... two..." BLAM!
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it was his phone that had the recording. I’ll go further out on that limb and say that he actually had her phone in his hand, not to snap a photo, but to look through her old texts to see who she was cheating on him with when the gun “accidentally” went off. A five pound trigger is not heavy, but it’s also not “light”. It takes an actual pull to set off a five pound trigger.
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2019 LB De'Gabriel Floyd
I got his joke... I get jokes... he was joking, right?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
@Willard the wildebeest?
- Name this board
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Ha! Thought my review had been filtered since it didn’t show up the day of posting it. Decided to ask a question since I thought my review got rejected and that one didn’t show up either, so I figured they knew I was trolling. Well today the shirt popped up as an ad on my phone so I thought I’d go check out the new “reviews” and mine are now there (SECready). Still awaiting an answer to my question though... https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/new-world-graphics-mens-texas-a-m-university-sec-illustrate-chain-t-shirt?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=carousel_productfeed&utm_content=SKU#repChildCatid=5516170
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’ve learned in life that any time an aggy tells you something, believe that the exact opposite of what they say. It’s never steered me wrong.
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Major Applewhite to be analyst for Alabama
I mean, hell, he didn’t even win a single game at his first head coaching gig
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Texas has a play called "Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
Ooh, look at the good eyes on Ghost over here...
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Texas has a play called "Go Fuck Yourself Bitch"
“Take a safety” “Blow victory” lulz
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We are going to win
I don’t know why... but I believe him, yo
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Lulz. Let’s see if we can go 2 for 2. Submitted and awaiting review
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Something in queens just happened
Lulz. It’s okay. Don’t worry, my little buttercup. You’ll have a plethora of opportunities to get other jokes.
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Something in queens just happened
Having seen the little pole-mounted transformers blow during thunderstorms, I immediately recognized the light in the video as that... but that one in the video was orders of magnitude bigger and longer. Pretty awesome display
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First Responders Bowl - Boise vs BC
Buy the ticket... uh.. take the ride... no sympathy for the devil...
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Tell me about this "transfer portal."
I don’t know, OP... I’m not an astronaut
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust
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OU's new prez is not a fan of Boren's corruption (such as fake data reported to US News & WR rankings)
Fuck ou
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That’s funny. It only took one visit in hs to aggyland to know that it sucked (my aggy brother was trying to convince me to follow him there.) I immediately sent in my acceptance to UT upon returning home.