Everything posted by Stinkpalm
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oh they had it, but it looked like they took that out of the hands of aggy to prevent that exact situation. It was a 21 howitzer salute, that looked to be executed by the marines(?). Not positive on the outfit, as I caught it in passing while my wife was watching the coverage. It was an actual military outfit performing it though, while corp dorks lined the field where they were shooting them off and acting like they were doing something (Narrator: “They weren’t”) NCSB: My aggy wife was watching recap coverage on CSPAN last night (when I noticed the 21 howitzer salute), and they were trying as hard as they could to make aggy look like an actual military institute. Every single shot that they switched to outside of the actual procession was corp dorks running around campus “looking busy” and stopping to do unauthorized salutes at things like the playing of taps. About five minutes into her watching corp dorks being corp dorks, I decided I had to get out of the house and grabbed my keys. It didn’t take long for me to have all I could have of corp dorks aimlessly marching around campus with their band flags and acting like they were actually doing something meaningful.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It should surprise nobody that aggy has taken every opportunity possible to pimp their school in the wake of 41’s passing, instead of simply honoring the man himself. My Facebook feed has been littered with aggy puff-pieces, patting themselves on the back for being associated with 41 and making his passing all about them. So, status quo in gomerville.
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Ryan Day replaces Urban Meyer at Ohio State
Well, men don’t get periods, so I think he’s in the clear
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Obsession of the highest level. I’m a huge fan of college football, and you couldn’t pay me to go to an aggy game. And that’s coming from a guy who’s wife is aggy. She’s expressed on several occasions that she’d like to go to an aggy game in the new stadium, and my response every time has been “cool, pick a weekend that works and have fun... I’ll hold down the fort.” I have zero desire to put in any kind of effort to go watch aggy play, regardless of opponent, even if they played right down the road from us in Jerryworld and the tickets were free.
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2018 College Football Playoff Rankings
Well, she’s a woman, so...
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2018 College Football Playoff Rankings
They have to excuse themselves when the committee discusses those teams for the final
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Oh well still a good season.
I said before the season that I’d be very happy with a 9 win season. It feels a little disappointing now, looking back at how the season played out, but I still feel like it was a nice step forward from last season and am very optimistic going forward.
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B12 championship tix
Will be in a suite at the Cowboys game tonight. Tossing around the idea of squirreling away some of the food and hiding out in the suite, living off of leftovers and alcohol until Saturday. I think it could work.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
While aggy celebrates their “greatest win evar!!!”, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that they couldn’t score as many points in 4 quarters and 7 overtimes what ou scored on them in just 3 quarters. It makes an already hilarious 77-0 score just that much more gruntling.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Have some damned respect! God has made this a top priority. Cancer cures and world hunger be damned, another aggy has lost a precious ring!!
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11/04 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #15
I honestly don’t get WVU’s hatred of us and all the “horns down” signs the players throw every time they play us. Bitch, if it weren’t for us, y’all would still be in a shitty G5 conference
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Coincidence
I think you misunderstood San Antonio speak... they said he played in San Antonio, Holmes.
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Surly Podcast #7 10/11/18
^ what he asked. After last week’s teaser, I’m going full-on Judge Smails.
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Coincidence
It’s like raaaaiiiinnnnnn...
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Tell me about Cameron (Lawton, Oklahoma)
Delaware Valley (Doylestown, Pennsylvania)
New Mexico State (Las Cruces)
North Carolina A&T (Greensboro)
Panhandle State (Goodwell, Oklahoma)
UC Davis (Davis, California)
Utah State (Logan)
Phlegm’d
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Generic college football shenanigans thread
That dude does appear to be coming in with some stabbing motions, but I think they’re just really shitty jabs. You can see the guy already falling over limp before red shirt gets a hold of him. Guy took a fist to the side of his face/neck that probably struck the nerve on the side of the neck that makes you go nighty night. Somebody posted a vid on the old site several years back of a dude who obviously had some martial arts training that put a well placed flat palm to the side of some dbags neck and dropped him like a sack of potatoes
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Reports saying Mike Stoops has been let go
Say whaaaaa?!?!
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Guy In UK Got “Old Boyed”
ReversedHomerSimpsonAppearingOutOfTheBushes.GIF
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2018 Texas vs ousux MSPaint thread of dominance
I have no idea what I just read
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SEC Have Aggies Figured Out
I can’t get over that stupid boot slide crap they do when they first get their boots. That’s literally the most entertaining thing they could come up with to pass the time in that bumfuck town. And the fact that parents show up to watch this shitshow and don’t walk away embarrassed that they pushed their kids into this cult, and instead cheer it on.... my god...
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2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe
They’re definitely lucky to be all square through two
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2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe
3-1 is certainly a start that I’ll take!
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2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe
Freaking fleetwood closing strong
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2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe
Damn, what a putt
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2018 Ryder Cup: USA v. Europe
Missed opportunity with reed dunking it as well