Everything posted by The People’s Elbow
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Toddler Falls Out of Cruise Ship Window
Keep politics in the Cloak Room please.
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The Mandalorian (Star Wars live action show)
The force choke was a compromise. The original script had The Child buying her a Peloton.
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Star Wars Episode IX
These two things will be true: 1. Disney will make a shit ton of money 2. Kathleen Kennedy will have fucked it up Siths aren’t the only ones that deal in absolutes.
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The Cuming Conservative War On Porn
You still have Grindr though, right?
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2020 Coaching Staff
I would have killed for this year’s defense to play with solid technique, sound fundamentals, and a simpler scheme.
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Best shootouts in movie history
Definitely Heat The Town was good Don’t know why, but I have a soft spot for the shootouts in Den of Thieves and Patriots Day.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Never mind. He missed then they went for 2. I see the box score now.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I’m not watching tonight’s game. How has Baltimore scored 21 pts yet Tucker has one fantasy point (for PAT made)? Is he kicking tonight?
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i am SICK and damn TIRED of TEXAS becoming THE UNDERDOG every week!
Damn. This dude (hitby sock or not) fucking sucks. I just put him to -100. Hopefully that’s the threshold.
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i am SICK and damn TIRED of TEXAS becoming THE UNDERDOG every week!
Smells like a hitby sock.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I gotta stop reading that shit. FF analysts are garbage as is the ESPN fantasy app’s projections. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fallen for their advice against my better judgement only to get fucked on it.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I’m playing Guice, too. This is fine. Everything’s fine.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Fuck Evans. Dude’s floor is super low and ceiling is really high; in actuality, it’s probably more Jamies’s fault, but Evans is a continual pain in the ass to keep on the roster. In short, this thread title is perfect.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Last week after starting Brees and benching Rodgers, and getting burned for it. This week, I’m playing Rodgers against WAS and seated Brees against SF. So far, I hate myself.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
FWIW, I got burned on that the other week streaming the Eagles D against Miami. My primary D/ST (49ers) we’re facing Baltimore and I didn’t like the match up, so I got too cute with it. Result: Niners D/ST: 5 Eagles D/ST: -1
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Agreed. At least Golladay’s matchup seems better. Evans is a really frustrating fantasy player.
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2020 Coaching Staff
The guy whose defense gave up half a thousand yards not to mention the 27 pts in the second half. That guy?
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
My WRs, with asterisks denoting starts this weekend: - Tyreek Hill** at NE - K. Golladay** at MIN - Devante Parker**(flex) at NYJ - Mike Evans vs IND - John Brown vs BAL I still worry about Golladay, even though he’s mostly found ways to get it done without Stafford, as well as Hill versus that top ME defense. How’s this strike the Surly braintrust?
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Actual Coaching Staff Developments
@immamac can you please unfuck this thread? This is why we cant have nice things.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I‘m not entirely sure what point you’re making. I have a flex spot. I also have Tyreek Hill, Kenny Golladay, Mike Evans, and John Brown, so one of them has consistently been my flex up until a couple weeks ago.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
tp
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
dp
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
That’s not true. That grass isn’t gonna cut itself.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
It’s not a deep league. Just eight of us.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Picked up Mattison, Guice, V. McDonald, and D. Parker. Getting greedy and suspect I’ll still lose by 50 this weekend.