Everything posted by BornOrange
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Austin Super Regional Thread
128 pitches after 5 innings.
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Austin Super Regional Thread
Instead of wanting scratch and sniff monitors, they should just show up at the fucking ballpark.
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Austin Super Regional Thread
All three outs that inning were big time.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Especially dangerous if we win in Dallas. We would get err'body.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This is Sark Month.
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Vince Young Perpetual Appreciation Thread
Earl, my favorite football player ever and the reason I became a Longhorn. Hakeem, my favorite basketball player ever. Ricky brought us our second Heisman. Vince brought us our latest NC, and should have won the Heisman.
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Austin Super Regional Thread
After selling out, the beer stands can become urinals.
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Austin Super Regional Thread
Theme song of the day - Taking Care of Business Surly version
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Jericho Sims
Damn. The NBA draft isn't until July 29th. In 2019 it was June 20th. Fuck Covid.......and fuck the NBA.
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Cheating Thread
Definition of bandwagon fan.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
The problem that Arkansas had was leaving behind their recruiting base. When in the SWC Arkansas would usually get at least half if not most of its players from Texas, just like Oklahoma does. They went from having 4-5 games in Texas every year to none. Jerry Jones tried throwing his alma mater a lifeline by hosting the Arkansas-aggy game every year, but that hasn't helped them that much. aggy gets to play 3-4 non-conference and 4 conference games at home every year. That is 7-8 games an hour away from Houston and 3 hours away from DFW, two of the richest recruiting areas in the country. aggy's problem is that they will always be aggy.
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Virginia Tech LB charged with murder
No shit.
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Virginia Tech LB charged with murder
Didn't say I would win the vote.
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Virginia Tech LB charged with murder
I'm no lawyer, but the only way he gets off with even manslaughter would be if he had been drugged. Then claim temporary insanity when he learned the truth. If I were a juror, I would vote for the death penalty.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Had not heard of that SoCar donor. What a mess.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Plausible deniability. Look it up.
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the USFL is back
The USFL screwed up by trying to compete with the NFL, at first for players and then by playing in the fall. Unfortunately for us, if the USFL is going to be successful this time around, it will be at the expense of college football. They will concentrate not only on players rejected by the NFL, but on players not yet eligible for the NFL. Kids who want to get paid will go to the USFL instead of playing college ball, or will leave college ball early to play in the USFL. The NFL will scoop up the best USFL players, but the USFL will be raiding college teams just as much.
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Why's he always calling me "Meat"?
Hey. Relax. Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
But....but....but......we have to recruit a tall, slow WR who can win jump balls to be our outside WR.
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Tell me about ou
That's easy money. Mack FUPM "I'm Scared to Death" Brown won't be on the Texas sideline. Even Strong and Herman never lost by double digits to OU in October.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill. (Giant) If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. (Godfather 2)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Yeah, guys who smile for pics suck as players.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
No Whittington?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
You're about a decade late on that. Everyone who followed Texas closely knew by 2000, 2004 definitely, that GDGD was a liability.
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the soldiers are paid to fight. the rebels aren't.
That thing's gotta be fake! That ain't no fake, that's real! That's why they call him Superman! Hey, Freddie, Freddie, where did you find this place? Johnny Ola told me about this place. He brought me here. I didn't believe him, but seeing is believing, huh? Old man Roth would never come here, but old Johnny knows these places like the back of his hand.