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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Ya'll got QBs that can run? Cool. So. Do. We.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Swiss cheese.
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Fuck. Them. Bitches.- Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
I take the customers request and deliver them to engineers.- Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
"What would you say, ya do here?"- Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Relegate Baylor to the middle school championship they have earned.- Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
Fuck Baylor specifically.- Happy Friday, assholes, it’s time to start this going away party . . .
You're just now starting? I've been celebrating the departure from this shitshow for quite some time.- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
- Week 4 Mega Meta Game Thread of Glory
Does anyone know if clubmek and Shipley's fathers were rooming college and has it been established yet?- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it. If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
At the inception of Surlyhorns, when that bitchass ice cream guy forced a migration from the old site; I preserved the entirety of "the cell phone flop out" for posterity, and because I painstakingly animated every scene in MS paint. The images I made were irrevocable. But the story lives on here, with those who deserve to hear it.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I hope people got paid betting against the line. It may be dehydration, but I am shook at what just happened.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Did that really just happen? Or am I in some weird inebriated trip that I have an altered perception of reality?- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
This offense came to fuck.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Lush Lush- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Why do you want anything for GDGD?- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Cool. They can both go and collectively fuck each other.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
These guys came to fucking play and to just fuck shit up.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
X-man comes up worthy- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
The Barron controls shit.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Make sure to stay hydrated with plenty of alcohol to help thin your blood.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
ESPN needs to unfuck their feed. Keeps jumping back to the US open.- Nebraska @ Colorado (-2.5) 11am Fox
Nebraska, brick by brick. - Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
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