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joe dirt

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Everything posted by joe dirt

  1. triple post. whoops.
  2. onboard 2.0 agrees...so do i.
  3. god, i hope not
  4. it’s the exact opposite for me. i see the others on mobile safari, but not 785’s.
  5. dick talk not going away.
  6. i’m not seeing embedded pictures from the tweets at all on my ipad using safari in ios 11. i can see the text of the tweet though. but when i click on a link, the text disappears and nothing happens. i have to do a long click, then choose to open link in a new tab or split screen. works fine using chrome though.
  7. it’s got my vote
  8. you can change the theme from any page, but yea what twicehorn said. bottom left corner. it’s hard to locate the “new content begins here” marker too. the gray blends too close to the black to where i can barely see the tiny white letters.
  9. palabra. will give it a go but i think i’ll be sticking with the default theme.
  10. joe dirt replied to DDD Dad's topic in Movies and TV
    we just started the series on saturday and are at season 2 ep 2. lady dirt thinks it’s too weird but i’ll continue on with or without her.
  11. have the app on my phone. i tried to add a new account to my ipad and it said my phone# is already in use. i’m probably doing it wrong though.
  12. speaking of lickety split, let's meet up later, see what's going on. i'm kidding. but seriously, let's hook up. i’m new in town, kind of lonely. looking for my parents.
  13. lulz apparently i need to visit worldstar more often
  14. joe dirt replied to Neonmoon's topic in Nerdz
    anyone have a rachio or similar? tryna decide on a smart sprinkler controller.
  15. sell. me. a. car. be sure to end every conversation with that phrase.
  16. ...and in the basement of a pizzeria
  17. chicos’ place was after midnight having drunkenly stumbled back over from juárez. now, those are the last two places i think of visiting whenever i go back home.
  18. joe dirt replied to cujojack's topic in Movies and TV
  19. don’t try to church it up son. have some rep, sir. for some strange reason, baby dirt actually chose me instead of lady dirt to cling to. so as i was busy with her, my oldest got impatient and ran off with the others. i think they each blew through $40 worth of chips in 30 minutes and got about $4 worth of candy out of it. planning on hitting it up solo next monday night after i get the kids in bed.
  20. savage af
  21. did you tell her you love her whispering eye?
  22. admittedly, i didn’t follow politics very closely until maga became a serious candidate. so what exactly is it about hillary that is so bad it forces these weirdos to blindly follow el cheeto?
  23. my kids would shit themselves if they had anything approaching those levels of tickets. jfc. we going later today so i’ma try out some of these strategies with the oldest dirt. last time we went, baby dirt got herself a squatty potty plush unicorn. thing is fuckin awesome. no idea why y’all are saying they have shite prizes haha. for the non-ticket games, anybody happen to know if main event austin has a derby owners club game? d&b used to, but it’s long gone now.
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