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Donald Trump 2020
“it’s ok though because he donates his presidential salary so it all evens out” - every trumpkin ever
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
we’re on week 5 with our mini goldendoodle, chancho. he’s been great so far but sometimes i feel like we should be a little further along in the training. correct. i think this is why chanchito seems to only listen to me. i couldn’t pay the kids to stop messing with him for even a minute bc they can’t help but pet him, pick him up or talk to him with baby talk.
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Rap and hip-hop from the 90’s
dj rectangle was the shit. i still rock ill rated and vinyl combat monthly.
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The Senate Trial of Donald J Trump 2020
- 2018 Lawn and Landscape Thread
it’s been mild af this winter and neither my front or backyard has gone fully dormant. am i good to start the annual scalping? i’m in austin. also need to get control of clover. what can i use? i need names of shit i can get at home depot or lowe’s- The Senate Trial of Donald J Trump 2020
first kobe, now the republic. since deaths come in 3s, someone better be following rbg around 24fuckin7.- Donald Trump 2020
i especially like the part where he says “many saying don’t do it, sir”, then immediately follows that up with the “...many more mistakes of judgement” projection. every time he injects the word “sir” into his stories...- The Senate Trial of Donald J Trump 2020
i keep tryna figure out why them dumb shits want him to testify here. i was gonna ask the surly collective, but, well, yeah.- Donald Trump 2020
cafeteria food talk not going away- Donald Trump 2020
- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
we picked this little guy up a week ago. his name is chancho! anyway, i been feeding him blue buffalo wilderness puppy food the past week until my wife texted me this afternoon demanding we switch his food asap. apparently some facebook story floating around about someone’s dog dying after eating this brand. she seems pretty adamant about changing so i come to the surly collective for suggestions.- Donald Trump 2020
- Modern Warfare
bought mw around black friday and haven’t even loaded it into my ps4 yet. cod mobile has been occupying my time just fine.- Best of Cell Phone Plans
spent the better part of yesterday moving our acct over from at&t prepaid to t-mobile. the acct is for our two 12 yr olds (blended fam) and FIL who is currently rocking a flip phone in some louisiana bayou. my wife and i have at&t service thru work so who cares if my kids’ reception sucks outside of austin. not me is who. anyway, the end result is 3 lines of magenta plus for $112/mo and premium netflix for $3. not bad considering prepaid on the kids’ lines was $77/mo total with 8GB data each plus adding in my FIL. they gave me a 20% f&f code which covers the entire acct forever. so i’ll be keeping this fucker for when i need to add my other chirrens when they’re old enough for phones.- Donald Trump 2020
well done, sir this nightmare is almost over. i hope.- When Trump is impeached, then what thread
kiefer sutherland- Donald Trump 2019
still haven’t heard anything official about any kind of “event” at work today. i’m holding out hope that he goes to flex then gtfo. don’t want this shit where i eat. maybe i’ll just work from home today.- Donald Trump 2019
where are you seeing this? i don’t want this asshole anywhere on our campus. tim apple can stay though, he cool.- Donald Trump 2019
and why is the next phase of this annual exam being done next year?- Rage Against the Machine is reuniting, headlining Coachella
17 year old me drove up from el paso to the south park meadows show with a buddy for this. i remember it differently than you, bc i loved it. i still wear that concert tee from time to time. 20+ years later, you’re goddamn right i’ll be driving from austin to el paso and then to las cruces for this. sure i can fly, but fuck that. i have a much better car now haha.- Woodworking, DIY, and home repair thread
a buddy of mines is a contractor so i talked to him about getting his painters out to do our living room. luckily they was workin an outside job and the rain meant they had an immediate opening. fuckers knocked the living room and stairwell out in 3 hours. well worth the expense just like y’all said. we talked to them about painting our cabinets and the look on their faces was something. they was quite confused why we’d want to paint over 5yr old cabinets that still looked brand new. clearly they’re unaware the power pinterest has over madame dirt. our mantle is chopped limestone that my wife wants me to rip out in favor of a beam. thing is our fireplace extends 20’ up the wall and i’m afraid that if i chisel out the mantle, the rest of it will crash down on me. maybe that’s her plan?- Woodworking, DIY, and home repair thread
well y’all convinced me. i’ll be outsourcing said said giant walls. i did manage to knock out two rooms over the weekend though. it was liked therapy after that shitshow of a game saturday afternoon.- Woodworking, DIY, and home repair thread
we’re in the process of replacing blinds with plantation shutters. this has led to my worst nightmare, painting the interior walls before installation. i actually enjoy painting, but i’m starting with the living room this weekend, which has 20’ ceilings. this may well be the end for me.- Donald Trump 2019
clearly y’all aren’t familiar with the ol’ “i don’t even know him” defense- Donald Trump 2019
i thought that was implied - 2018 Lawn and Landscape Thread
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