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DaysOff

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Everything posted by DaysOff

  1. We caught a break. Let's kick their ass then party from afternoon to night whilst watching the rest of the games.
  2. I can't define porn, but I know it when I see it. A kid's stepmom getting stuck in the dryer ain't it.
  3. So the Rockets should tank for the next Hakeem?
  4. That dude has nice hair.
  5. That sounds woke as fuck. Have you ever met baseball players.
  6. Yes. It's the dismal tide.
  7. Apparently, the kids call West Campus wampus now.
  8. That's a great follow. There's a daily video of stupidity.
  9. DaysOff replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    May I introduce you to Sack, Ana, and Incredulity.
  10. Is this real? Is some R lackey chirping a dead smoke detector whistle every time Crockett speaks? They're so clever and funny.
  11. Goddamnit
  12. Gully washer in Spring Branch with pea size hail.
  13. I need it to happen in the morning, so there's ample time to chill your special bottle.
  14. Lolz. What has happened to our Brisket? They. Won't. Care. He can still shoot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue. It's over, man.
  15. These coaches watched the qb room all year. It'll blow people's minds to learn Quinn was better than Arch in 2024, but folks would rather believe Sark was afraid of being kneecapped by the Southlake mafia. If that room was slightly better in 2024, we're probably champions. It might be better in 2025, might not.
  16. DaysOff replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Ewers and Sanders are the exact same guy. Unathletic Self sacks Holds the ball too long Makes an incredible play Followed by a bonehead play Nobody thought Ewers was a first round guy. Nobody should think Sanders is. There isn't a starter in this qb class.
  17. Jesus. There's 5 million people intentionally living in Alabama.
  18. Sin isn't real. Smash away Surly gays.
  19. 911 was an inside job by airline management. They raped and pillaged labor on wages and benefits for almost 12 years. Honestly, the best thing that ever happened to them. Only semi serious.
  20. DaysOff replied to Hanrahan's topic in Daily Texan
    I think some of you "it's only thermodynamics" people don't know any menopausal women. If your hormones are out of whack, especially insulin, and you're insulin resistant, which I suspect Derka is, weight loss becomes more complicated than thermodynamics.
  21. I can't believe we gaslight every new generation of 3 year olds with this bullshit. I did it to mine, too.
  22. That dude sucks. They made the playoffs in spite of him.
  23. The best tour I've been on was at Colorado State. Maybe they need to sell it more than UT, but we all left with a vibe.
  24. Weight Watchers is in bankruptcy. GLP-1 out front shoulda told you.
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