Everything posted by DaysOff
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
We caught a break. Let's kick their ass then party from afternoon to night whilst watching the rest of the games.
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
I can't define porn, but I know it when I see it. A kid's stepmom getting stuck in the dryer ain't it.
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2025 NBA Draft - Gag for Flagg
So the Rockets should tank for the next Hakeem?
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
That dude has nice hair.
- Florida @ Texas Series Thread
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Yes. It's the dismal tide.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Apparently, the kids call West Campus wampus now.
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Idiot Americans Abroad Thread of Shame
That's a great follow. There's a daily video of stupidity.
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The Trump Economy
May I introduce you to Sack, Ana, and Incredulity.
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Jasmine Crockett (Texas Representative)
Is this real? Is some R lackey chirping a dead smoke detector whistle every time Crockett speaks? They're so clever and funny.
- Trump’s America
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Gully washer in Spring Branch with pea size hail.
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Trump’s America
I need it to happen in the morning, so there's ample time to chill your special bottle.
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The Democratic Party
Lolz. What has happened to our Brisket? They. Won't. Care. He can still shoot someone in broad daylight on 5th Avenue. It's over, man.
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
These coaches watched the qb room all year. It'll blow people's minds to learn Quinn was better than Arch in 2024, but folks would rather believe Sark was afraid of being kneecapped by the Southlake mafia. If that room was slightly better in 2024, we're probably champions. It might be better in 2025, might not.- 2025 NFL Draft
Ewers and Sanders are the exact same guy. Unathletic Self sacks Holds the ball too long Makes an incredible play Followed by a bonehead play Nobody thought Ewers was a first round guy. Nobody should think Sanders is. There isn't a starter in this qb class.- Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
Jesus. There's 5 million people intentionally living in Alabama.- Pope Francis: You know that hell thing? Never mind....
Sin isn't real. Smash away Surly gays.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
911 was an inside job by airline management. They raped and pillaged labor on wages and benefits for almost 12 years. Honestly, the best thing that ever happened to them. Only semi serious.- Fat People
I think some of you "it's only thermodynamics" people don't know any menopausal women. If your hormones are out of whack, especially insulin, and you're insulin resistant, which I suspect Derka is, weight loss becomes more complicated than thermodynamics.- Religiously, I am kind of in a rut (am I alone )
I can't believe we gaslight every new generation of 3 year olds with this bullshit. I did it to mine, too.- So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
That dude sucks. They made the playoffs in spite of him.- Surly kids who can't get into UT
The best tour I've been on was at Colorado State. Maybe they need to sell it more than UT, but we all left with a vibe.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Weight Watchers is in bankruptcy. GLP-1 out front shoulda told you. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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