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2025 NCAA Tournament - First Round Thursday/Friday
Give up Shaka
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
C'mon man. We know you're wealthy enough to be a world traveler. NYC and California have some of the world's most attractive women, and none of them look at the current press secretary as a role model.
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Trump’s America
No. In fact, Troy Nehls told me my CEO is so woke. I'm unfamiliar with the term. Can you use it in a sentence.
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The Kids (Aren't) Alright - World Happiness Report
Galloway has talked about how men marry equal or down while women marry equal or up. That's going to be a problem when women outnumber men 2 to 1 at universities and are therefore positioned for higher pay and prestige. That's a bigger problem in my mind than porn, and we've got a political party attacking education.
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Alaska volcano about to Spurr an erruption
I got stranded in Anchorage for a week in 2007 or 8 when Mt. Redoubt was spewing ash over the city. Continental wouldn't take a chance of frying their engines. Eventually the hotel wouldn't let people go outside lest you suck in ash glass. Got me out of jury duty and my next trip, so good times.
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2025 NCAA Tournament - First Round Thursday/Friday
I think some of those McNeese cheerleaders will be slinging the kitty cat tonight.
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American Happiness Reaches Five-decade Low
Well, actually, Finns aren't Scandinavian. They're just drunks. Therefore happy.
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American Happiness Reaches Five-decade Low
I like to drink cocktails alone in the evenings. Then I get happy enough.
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2025 NCAA Tournament - First Round Thursday/Friday
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
- NCAA First Four: Texas vs Xavier - Wednesday 8:10pm
- Texas -- a failed state
Why in the flying fuck would this state need to breed deer? Every hill country neighborhood is overrun with scrawny malnourished deer scrambling for water and food.- The destruction of America's public education system
What is this obsession with the 10 commandments. I never realized there were that many Jews in Texas and Oklahoma. Forget the fact that Moses wasn't real which means the 10 commandments isn't real. He was based on a previous Syrian character.- Trump’s America
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?- 2025 Thread of the Rains
I'm really concerned about this summer. We're already at stage 4 water restrictions in our area of Comal County. Rain motherfucker.- Trump’s America
Have Chuck Schumer tell everyone to call their rep with his readers hanging off his nose.- Do you and your spouse sleep in a separate room?
Did you have an official apnea diagnosis that requires reporting cpap usage to certain organizations?- Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Meh. Good for them. They've left a billion dollars annually on the table the last 15 years. If you don't want to pay for the bags, get their card. Moving your fatass and your wife's steamer trunk 7 miles up at 8 miles a minute burns fuel. Fuel costs money. Airlines should charge by the pound. The problem with this dumbass industry is that it gives away products, and their customers then get addicted to it. Every first class seat is filled, yet only 25 percent of the people bought a first class ticket. I've seen grown men throw a toddler fit because they didn't get an upgrade. Bitch pay for it; problem solved. It's a fucked up industry.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I like all the videos of people asking what are you going to do when it happens? Are you going to work the next day or will you be too hungover.- Ukraine War
We have the satellite data; we just don't share it because our president is a Russian asset. Unbelievable what the party of Reagan has become. It pleases me Trump will leave this planet like Reagan...shitting his pants and never remembering he was president. We're already halfway there.- Need a “near campus” dinner and breakfast suggestion
Kerbey Lane on the Drag.- Texas -- a failed state
It's christianity. 0/10. Would not recommend. Remember that era called the dark ages?- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
Had a 102 year old woman die on the way to Honduras once, although nobody's allowed to pronounce on the plane, she was dead. So now it's a crime scene, and we have to wait for CSI Honduras to show up. She was in first class. All we could do was throw a blanket over her and eat sandwiches while watching movies in first class. By the time the ME showed up, rigor had started. Watching the orderlies articulate the body in a bag was unpleasant. I still finished my sandwich.- Big Fight at Atlanta Airport. Guess The Airline. Time's Up.....
Sigh. It no longer matters the airline or terminal.- Texas at South Carolina - Saturday, 7:30 on SECN
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