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Fondren & Main

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  1. Still wouldn't go there as they are likely to ruin your life instead of paying you. Look at Harsin.
  2. I really shouldn’t laugh but that last line sent me. It’s fucking terrifying for sure.
  3. https://www.patreon.com/posts/texas-vs-142632141?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Nash put everything on Patreon for free. Disney and google kick puppies, die in a fire and suck cock by choice.
  4. A man of culture! Modern problems call for modern solutions!
  5. Either way you’re rooting for a sooner tonight. Fat fuck Heupel it is.
  6. Mack is doing his usual stupid shit pregame.
  7. Had something similar happen twice. Not sleep paralysis for me though. One was when I was living with my sister and one was after going to a Down concert. Living with my sister was terrifying because I woke up in the middle of the night terrified out of my mind for no reason at all. Just kept alternating Hail Mary’s and Our Father’s until I fell back asleep. Later she asked me if I had noticed anything weird that night a few days later. She asked me this totally unprompted and told me there was a shadow person lurking in her room that night. The Down concert was concerning because some girl put a curse on me or something. I think she was literally possessed because I had a wild ass nightmare a few night’s later that appeared to me in my dream as my gf and the eyes went black and it started to strangle me. Said the Lord’s Prayer and everything stopped immediately. Sat straight up in bed and woke her up, but I never told her what that was about. Two of my cousins and their mom, my aunt, have some wild ass stories. Mexicans always have ghost stories. Every single one. And, they are always motherfucking terrifying.
  8. Where you don’t have to listen to jackass Herbstreit. It’s QB view basically and it is the tits.
  9. L$U is a clown show job being offered by a glorified high school masquerading as an institute of higher learning.
  10. Ghosts, no. Demons, yes.
  11. I’d like to see a crude ms paint chart rendition, frankly.
  12. Here’s how I see it. It’s harder than ever before to be successful at an also ran program. If you have any good to great players they get promoted next year to the big leagues. Eric Morris has now built two programs successfully and if he can whip some ass with scrubs then I can only imagine what he could do with superior athletes.
  13. I just signed up for ESPN Unlimited. I think I'm going to keep this for now. $30/month seems like a bargain if I can stream this and not have to pay for all the other bullshit channels that I don't give a rats ass about.
  14. How is everyone watching? YouTubeTV just shat.
  15. Well, they did it. The UTSA feed cut short. How can I watch the game?
  16. How many hospitals paid to fill it?
  17. We just need Lane to deny them very publicly. Peak bon temps rouler.
  18. That would make sense with McDaniel’s handling of Ewers.
  19. Eric Morris becomes the head coach at UT and proceeds to terrorize the fuck out of the SEC with a full on warchest.
  20. Cheating when we weren’t?
  21. L$U is poor then?
  22. So, this should be the candidate list then: Bob Chesney GJ Kinne Jon Sumrall Jeff Traylor Eric Morris Rhett Lashlee I'm waiting for my consulting check Governor Landry.
  23. Steve should definitely keep running his offense through them...
  24. QB Arch Manning, 81 snaps, 78.9 (overall grade) LT Trevor Goosby, 83 snaps, 75.0 QB Matthew Caldwell, two snaps, 74.0 C Connor Robertson, 83 snaps, 71.8 RT Brandon Baker, 83 snaps, 68.5 LG Connor Stroh, 71 snaps, 67.2 WR Parker Livingstone, 44 snaps, 67.0 WR Emmett Mosley V, 54 snaps, 66.3 RB Quintrevion Wisner, 61 snaps, 65.3 WR Ryan Wingo, 68 snaps, 64.4 WR DeAndre Moore Jr., 50 snaps, 62.7 WR Ryan Niblett, three snaps, 60.7 TE Emaree Winston, one snap, 60.0 TE Spencer Shannon, 17 snaps, 58.7 HB CJ Baxter, 20 snaps, 57.6 RG DJ Campbell 65 snaps, 55.7 LG Nick Brooks, 30 snaps, 53.3 TE Jack Endries, 68 snaps, 51.9 TE Nick Townsend, 12 snaps, 45.4 TE Jordan Washington, 17 snaps, 45.2 Sauce: https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/texas-pff-grades-and-snap-counts-for-longhorns-win-over-mississippi-state
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