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Fondren & Main

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  1. "Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-one one six three two one four. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength."
  2. Probably Fulmer the year before. 1999 - Bowden 2000 - Dick Eater 2001 - Coker 2002 - Sweater Vest Pussy Rubber 2003 - Satan 2004 - Carroll 2005 - Killing himself in Florida 2006 - Horseshoe Bay Hoe 2007 - Lester 2008 - Horseshoe Bay Hoe 2009 - Satan 2010 - Squarejaw McBlockface 2011 - Satan 2012 - Satan 2013 - Dumbo 2014 - Horseshoe Bay Hoe 2015 - Satan 2016 - Dabo 2017 - Satan 2018 - Dabo 2019 - Farmer Fran 2020 - Satan 2021 - Kirby 2022 - Kirby 2023 - Harbaugh 2024 - Pedo I asked google AI this question and the breakdown is hilarious. The provided search results do not explicitly state the number of obese coaches who have won college football championships. However, they discuss the topic of overweight and obese coaches in football, including some who have won championships. Specifically, the results mention Mark Mangino, the former head coach of Kansas, as being "absolutely huge" and potentially "the biggest coach in the history of football". He won the Orange Bowl in 2008. While not explicitly stated as having won a national championship, his success with a significant physique is notable. Other coaches mentioned as being overweight or obese include Mike Holmgren and Mike McCarthy, both of whom have won Super Bowls but were not college coaches at that time. The query focuses on college football championships, so these examples are not directly relevant to the user's specific request. The available information does not provide a definitive count of championship-winning college coaches who meet the criteria for obesity.
  3. Soon to be selling Alamo beer.
  4. I can think of another fine young talented receiver that went to Lucas Lovejoy as well. Parker McStud.
  5. Definitely not mentally ill…
  6. $EC created this. Now, they can lie in their beds while we piss all over them.
  7. OU = On the breadline University.
  8. Can you imagine CTJ? “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…the prosecution is not going to get that man today…no…I’M GONNA GET HIM!”
  9. Holy shit. That is some truly macabre shit! They've convinced themselves that Mateer is the chosen one and they are going to make a playoff run. It sure sounds like they are much more likely to have a blowout, run off the road into a ditch and explode into a spectacular fireball. I'm picturing something similar to the end of Mad Max. Maybe after they run off into the ditch in the middle of the season LSU can handcuff them to the car frame and leave them a hacksaw and a timebomb to put them out of commission.
  10. I didn't realize that Kirby had so many former players that posted here. Weird!
  11. Time to buttfuck Florida.
  12. I really enjoyed laughing at Leavitt's tears when he cried after brashly calling out Quinn before our game.
  13. They enjoy painting Texas as the bad guy in their narrative. I'd like to finally live up to the expectations. I hope we create a machine that does nothing but create a constant state of butthurt for all of our SEC "brethren". Fuck 'em all.
  14. I fully expect PK to take away Mateer's ability to run and FORCE him to pass into the teeth of our secondary. That sounds like a fucking nightmare to me if I'm a sooner fan. It's really too bad they can't read.
  15. Karic is a sign of how Sark transformed the roster. He was a good player for us in my opinion, but what can you do when better and more talented players are ahead of you? It’s not like he was crap. We just had better players in front of him. That’s how wicked this roster is now.
  16. Cooper sure sounds like Blue but with the ability to hammer people inside. 10.7 ain’t no joke.
  17. I can’t believe what pussies Georgia fans are.
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