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DigglerontheHoof

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Everything posted by DigglerontheHoof

  1. Give my youngest niece 3 minutes fight time with this liliputian and she'd make him cry like the bitch he is.
  2. The oxygen masks probably drop down on every AF1 flight these days.
  3. Texas was >> than aggy and sand aggy.
  4. I must confess that ive never had a 7 figure pay day. I have had a few 6 figure commission checks, however,they were electronically deposited in my bank. "Whaler" said a delivery man personally delivered million dollar checks to PM. Sure seems like moving that kind of money would be best handled electronically. Perhaps someone who does get 7 figure checks can straighten me out.
  5. Hopefully that means they’re serving Guayana Punch.
  6. Q-tips are masters of this.
  7. Will be 60 in April. So far, so good.
  8. He must’ve pissed Jesus off something fierce.
  9. I have a golden retriever and 90 lb golden doodle…they expect it every day and keep me honest.
  10. A lot depends on your genetics and exercise. I eat a ton of red meat and butter, and through my protein shakes a lot of chocolate milk along with plenty of fruits an vegetables. But I walk 5 miles/day, lift weights and hit the heavy bag 3/4 times a week. I have a 32 inch waist low body fatand no cholesterol or bp issues.
  11. Texas is fucked up. We’re toast.
  12. You're assuming we'll have elections in 26. We will not. Welcome to the United States of Trump. Enjoy.
  13. I will not be cheering for any US teams or athletes. I don't cheer for dictatorship.
  14. Fuck you Colt. Made-of-glass bitch.
  15. This motherfucker is getting my hopes up, so that means the orange piece of shit will live to 100.
  16. Hanity's head needs to be one of the first to hit a basket.
  17. It's embarrassing that we can't win this conference.
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