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Harvdog

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  1. This was what I needed as I drank my morning coffee. When they bought the highest rated class ever, it was simply that them boys wanted to play for a “natty”, be coached by Jimbo who won a “natty” and they loved eating at chain restaurants in College Station. Whats so glorious is Aggie had the blueprint. They saw what Jimbo did to FSU. They saw the aftermath. That’s like knowing a hurricane is coming and you still go to the spot where the eye of the storm is headed. You can’t make this shit up. The last thing is it’s finally dawning on them that Texas is better. They think it’s all about NIL and all we do is buy every player. Nothing about our coaches, culture and the fact that we are in the playoffs. They deserve to go through this shit. I hope it’s lasts forever.
  2. He will be called Jizz Rag by week 5
  3. “While your danggum sips coaches are prepping to win a natty, Elko is playing backgammon with the portal. He can coach them there 3 stars from Southern Alabama up. The station is lit again!” -Every AG tagged poster on Texans
  4. Is there a gangbang with South Austin’s mom in the locker room?
  5. Maalik going to Aggie is a non fit. Klein needs a mobile QB. Maalik is a statue. This would be a horrible fit. I could see him transferring somewhere out west if he leaves. Funny how Aggie acts like we have a team of jags but they are hinting at taking our backup who no zero mobility. Never change Aggie.
  6. I am surprised it’s not drinking out of the jizz jar. But a beer at the chicken has to suffice
  7. Luicci is the green beans of $9.95ers
  8. Was that your first and only interaction with the aftermath of Ketch at a buffet?
  9. Mike Stoops is available. That would be icing on the proverbial Aggies grand slam hires
  10. This is the Gulf Coast offense 2.0. Coach Slocum shed a tear at this news Please hire Cory Pullig as QB coach..he can help with handoff drills
  11. Yes. It’s to the point where Aggies are celebrating a player that has been a huge disappointment not portaling as a recruiting win. It made it laugh at the absurdity of it.
  12. Thornton Melon’s Tall and Fat
  13. There are literally no words for this entire EPIC fuck up and misstep by Aggie. Their arrogance thinking they could attract ANY coach they wanted is typical. There are no actual aggie jokes, there are real stories that are so dumb, you have to think they aren’t real and a joke. This coaching search proves this theory. The only analogy that comes to mind is the guy who meets some chick at a bar, goes home, divorces his wife, loses everything for the new girl, and the new chick is a tranny.
  14. God I hope this happens!!
  15. I am in the Fuck Evan Stewart and his selfish bullshit bucket. He committed here, played games, and ended up in CS. He hasn’t developed, lost 2 years of better coaching for a bag from the Aggies. I call that karma. That being said, I think his attitude at A&M was simple. It reminds me of that old adage; “Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can.” Evan was allowed to be a dumbass with no worries about his teammates or coaches holding him responsible. He got his bag regardless. He also had shitty coaching, game planning and subpar QB play. That would not be the case in Austin. He would be on a short leash with the coaches but most importantly, his teammates. Look at Jaydon Blue….total shithead who has bought in and looked amazing last night The Aggie tears would be epic and I am here for that
  16. Must have been a Big 12 referee crew with a disdain for Virginia losing to Texas in 1995 on Phil Dawson’s last second field goal.
  17. Aggie would lose to OU, Kansas, Kansas St, Iowa St and OSU. That’s all before they have to play us. That makes for another 6-6 season or what they were in the Big 12. Different conference, same results, same Aggie delusion
  18. I think the Aggies really believed they could get ANY coach they wanted. Dan Campbell said hell no. Dan Lanning said hell no. Everyone they approached that they thought would want the job said hell no. Imagine being so full of shit that you sell your subscribers on some pipe dream of a coach to end up with Traylor, Elko or Leipold? Imagine being gullible enough to believe their $9.95 bullshit?! This truly is the best Aggie joke of my lifetime. These morons spent $76M to get rid of Jimbo for 1 of 3 guys that are closer to 70 than 40.
  19. Ross Bjork is a wannabe Metrosexual at a homophobic, racist, redneck school. He looks like a combo of Scott Van Pelt and Nick Caserio.
  20. Bjork to all the Aggies and the media
  21. Why would any coach want to go to CS to deal with that? Those clowns think every coach wants that job. I heard a few mention Dan Lanning. Why would that guy leave Oregon and Nike money!?!? I want Jimbo to stay
  22. All my Aggie friends are back on the coaster. The new QB is the second coming of Johnny Football!! They will win out and go 9-4! You can’t make this shit up
  23. I lived in San Angelo for years and never heard of him. The big news in San Angelo was 2 missing HS kids who were found buried at Lake Nasworthy. It was on Unsolved Mysteries. About 5 years ago, they arrested the guy who did it. Went to HS with him and had a class with him. He was odd to say the least. Didn’t know he had killed both of those kids sitting next to him in English class.
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