Everything posted by CurlyDumps
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Come the fuck on. Fucking limp dick Chargers score 10 points? They had 10 points like 10 seconds into the game. Can't even muster a fucking TD in garbage time? It's bad enough I have to watch Texas on Saturday. For fucking fuck sake.
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Fire Kyle Flood
Whoever the new OC wants.
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Fire Kyle Flood
His bbq is probably as bad as his coaching.
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Sark is such a dogshit playcaller
This is getting laughable. 30 year olds are getting p5 jobs and scoring 30 a game. Meanwhile Sark squats on the sideline trying to dial upthe perfect 7 second pass play while his QB is sacked for the 8th time.
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I'm sick of the attitude around here
Still sick of hearing about 2010? Good stuff by Sark, skipping the championship and going all gas, no brakes straight into late stage Mack.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
When you're hired for your offense, this can't ever happen.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Never would have thought a Belichick coached team would look as hapless and inept as a Charlie Strong team. Edit: r/unctarheels must be lit rn
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
Damn. Wtf. Hope he recovers.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
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20 Years Later: The Simpsons Movie 2
Yeah it was such a cultural phenomenon and as a result hot button issue. Whenever the Simpsons comes up, my mom likes to bring up how she would encounter angry Anti-Simpsons moms who would be like, "that filth is banned in our household!" And she'd be thinking, "oh...The Simpsons is our family TV night."
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Chad Powers - Hulu
It's not good.
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The Yogurt Shop Murders: HBO Max
Well, whaddya know. It was a mature, serial violent offender and not the teenage potheads from the creek. There is new DNA testing happening in the West Memphis Three case. Hope we get some answers there next.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Fucking fantastic. PTA will finally get his best picture win.
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20 Years Later: The Simpsons Movie 2
It really is surreal that it's still going. It's like thinking a close friend or family member died twenty years ago, but then you see them alive and well at the grocery store.
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NFL Week 4
Yeah, they are both bad.
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NFL Week 4
ESPN foists Dan Orlovsky onto audiences at every possible opportunity.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
I hate DST's and I hate Europe games. Fucking Minnesota has been borderline dominant this season, then lets Kenny Gainwell drag his nuts across their faces.
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Shane Gillis
Chappelle hasn't been funny for 10 years. And I kinda lost my admiration for him after he mocked Michael Jackson's child rape victims in his special and basically called them liars. He's got more stupid in him than I ever realized. I still watched his specials but they sucked balls.
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Tell Me About Arkansas
In the age of Ozempic, Sam Pittman's moobs sag alone.
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NFL Week 4
Anyone play Retro Bowl? Looks kinda sick.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Ladd or Keenan @NYG? If I finally start Keenan, Ladd will for sure have his breakout game today.