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Bender Bending Rodriguez

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  1. Was it Smith St last time?
  2. Watching the replay, bottom 9th… I remember being a little nervous right after Realmuto’s one out single. I didn’t realize that Pressly got the next two outs on two pitches. Both harmless pop ups. Talk about shutting the fuckin door.
  3. There needs to be a 30 for 30 on how dominant Neris was in the 7th inning.
  4. 7:03pm is taking it's sweet ass time today.
  5. I’m guessing it’ll be the Sunday blue tops with Framber on the mound.
  6. My blood pressure needs an 11-2 kinda win, but sending the Phillies off Game 6 Joe Carter style would sit well with me.
  7. 🤦🏻‍♂️ oof….
  8. Director almost missed a full pitch being too focused on showing their “crazy fans”.
  9. I think he’s mentioned on Comedians in Cars that coffee drinking is something he adopted after the show and he quickly became pretty obsessed with it.
  10. Yeah, some of that stuff could be mildly entertaining, but there was definitely a stretch where he just went to that well too many times. That became a channel changing cue for me, after a while.
  11. Today I learned I was 37 years old before I started caring about the Astros. I need to ask my dad why we went to all those games in the Dome and named our cat Nolan. It’s just not adding up.
  12. Has Bleacher Report apologized to the 7 Seattle fansites whining about insensitive social media graphics?
  13. For all the great physical comedy Kramer’s character was legendary for, I think this 15 seconds might be his best work. I love the spin and fall to the ground at the end. So perfect.
  14. I just went to the courthouse and had my daughter renamed Yordan.
  15. I thought our house was bought at a grocery store after having its bar code rung up at the register. I also thought the song “Secret Agent Man” was “Secret Asian Man”.
  16. Didn’t know where else to put this.
  17. It’s an old tradition where the corp dudes squeeze their nut sack as hard as they can so they can endure a similar pain the football team is experiencing on the field in a tight game. Yeah. That’s it. That’s the story behind it.
  18. FullSizeRender.MOV
  19. I loved how Arnold’s version of saying Mars had about 7 syllables in Total Recall.
  20. I trust Elaine, she *is* my friend.
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