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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. I’d rheem her out.
  2. My brother and I cut a small piece of shoelace and stuffed it down the small hole in my dad’s bottle of English Leather to make a homemade lantern. Worked pretty good until when we put it out, the charred piece of shoelace fell into the bottle and we couldn’t get it back out. Had a hard time explaining that one to him.
  3. I have my late fathers driver’s license. I think it’s still valid. Considering using that. Thanks pop!
  4. I lived out there for 20 years and still have property off West Fitzhugh that I go to on weekends. With the current brewery/distillery/wedding traffic plus bikes I have to time my travel carefully. It can be a shitshow. I don’t drive it at night on weekends either.
  5. Not on a car like that. Was just pointing out that if you plunk down $20k on a vehicle and it gets totaled you’re out $19k or so.
  6. If someone hit the car while it was parked, bags wouldn’t deploy. Also one other thing to consider if you can’t or won’t get comprehensive/collision, if he totals it you’ll get nothing for it and be out pretty much everything you paid.
  7. I saw a crazy theory that Wagner was planning to take Kaliningrad by negotiating safe passage from Belarus with Latvia and Poland. Crazy but hey, it’s Russia.
  8. Sherbet, I’ll shut up and listen. I’m sure you’re highly regarded.
  9. I hope you like being roasted. Because you shouldn’t use that term. Wtf is wrong with you? Are you regarded?
  10. This is close to me because I used to be a security guard there. When I was really hungry, I hit up the Arby’s across the street.
  11. My response is alwaysā€your momā€ but I’ve never typed it.
  12. Oklahoma Haiku was a great thread. Oh shit, tornado? Nah never mind the creaking . Just the kids fucking.
  13. Every time I look at this thread this post just cracks me up.
  14. The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of… North Korea.
  15. Ding, ding ding! Oklahoma!
  16. I’m a pessimist, sorry. Actually I’m an optimistic skeptic. The glass is half full. Of shit.
  17. Texas Ed has seen some things. If you’ve ever been jettisoned off a ship on a plane, yep, he’s done that.
  18. Tell them about how you got a job working on the roof of the pentagon. šŸ˜‚
  19. Conduit. Steel Shank lays it down, one mile at a time.
  20. I’m not seeing any pipe being laid. Much disappointment.
  21. I defer to your expertise. But I’m still gonna bitch on Facebook, because America!
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