Everything posted by Hanrahan
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Things not going well for the Oregon marijuana industry
He’s old and crotchety. I haven’t smoked actual weed in six months. Vaping it is much better.
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Colonoscopy
I had my first a couple of years ago and was looking forward to the peace of mind. Procedure is nothing. Prep sucks but not eating the day before is the biggest pain in the ass. To me the worst part was when I woke up and they told me I had cancer at age 40.
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Things not going well for the Oregon marijuana industry
Drug dealers complaining about prices being too low? Awesome.
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In the hospital, I had a stroke.
I hope you do not die.
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You drink. You drive. You spank. You go to jail.
To be fair, you are kinda fucked up.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Why are you so obsessed with whether someone goes to all the games or not? Fans are allowed to have opinions. This is aggy-ish behavior.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.
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AOL does not like surly sending it email
Had a hotmail address since 1997.
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Surly lawyer question- deposition question
The most efficient way to fuck with them is to not remember shit and don’t answer their questions. If they show you and email and ask whether they’ve seen it you go on a five minute exposition on how email is inherently untrustworthy. If they ask you whether you had a particular conversation with someone, tell them what the guy was wearing, what the weather was like, the breakfast you had that morning and then tell them the only thing you remember talking about is that a local strip club has a hot new Thai stripper who is alleged to be a ladyboy. Shit like that.
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Cowboys vs Eagles: Week 14
I request you shove your face in your ass and jump in front of a semi.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Not sure if you’re really short or have suffered a head injury but he knows all that. He says shit like that because some people react the way you did.
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Big ass rock
That would be lovely but I don’t know where a quarry is or how to arrange a delivery.
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Big ass rock
I live on a corner lot and dipshits in big trucks and hauling trailers like to pop my curb and cut over the corner of my lawn. Besides tearing up the grass and looking bad they’ve caused two breaks in the sprinkler system. I’ve decided to put a big ass, near-immovable rock there and hopefully wake up to the joyous sounds of their ship breaking apart instead of my lawn/sprinklers. Where can I acquire this rock? I’m looking for a class of rock too big for a couple of guys to carry and transport in a normal car. Not sure where one acquires such a thing. I’m in west Houston if it makes a difference.
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Alex Smith - "Devastating Complications" Re: To His Injury
But Theismann deserves it.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Justin's dad is just as entertaining and not a crazy incel.
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SEC Championship Game
I can’t say that thought hadn’t crossed my mind.
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Official Surly - Big 12 Championship Game Thread - TX/OU II
Yeah, calling a pass on 2nd and ten is a terrible idea.
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B12 OFFICIALS SUUUUUUUUCK
Those were good calls. Both of them.
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Texas vs. OU Sat 12/1 @11:00 AM
Looking for a Diaz sighting on the OU sideline.
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Game 7: Texas vs. Radford, 6 PM, LHN
Shove it up your ass limp dick.
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State lawmaker files bill to require annual football game between UT and Texas A&M
I don’t care for your faggotry but I would like to play them because aggy has always been aggy and we generally tend to win. Fuck those hosers; well win more often as not. As ever.
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Dallas Couple Custody Battle Over 6-yo Gender
Those sound an awful lot like plural pronouns.
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Kliff Kingsbury is out as Tech coach - Introducing Matt Wells! (Utah St.)
Is that Kent Hance dunce still fucking things up for Tech or did they kick him to the curb?
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American missionary shot full of arrows on remote island
If there was some advanced civilization living somewhere undiscovered that knew how to fly and cure cancer and shit I’d be pissed as fuck if they didn’t share that knowledge with me.
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Embracing Liberalism
Cool manifesto, bro.