Everything posted by Hanrahan
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
Now that’s purty. Damn purty.
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Bill Burr
Absolutely my favorite comedian. Live the guy. Smart bastard too. That bit about recoiling seeing two gay guys making out and then explaining, step by step, the process of why he dislikes it was awesome.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Herman’s going national. The Station is not going to be happy.
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Moving to Houston
Wilchester life
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What was your Shaggy name?
Taz
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Tapatalk
Feels much more like home coming from taps.
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2018 Texas Rangers thread
Get a live chicken.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes. I have for as long as I can remember. I don't need an alarm clock so long as I'm waking up at 7:00. This working I woke up 6:48 and I was in one of those lazy, dreamy states, but there's not a lot you can do with 12 minutes, so I was unhappy. But with 27 minutes, I went back to sleep and it was nice.
- North Korea
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Deadspin 2018 Name of the Year
Dr. Narwhals Mating is the clear winner. It's perfect in its absurdity. You have the unearned medical degree conferred by birth certificate, an obscure and ridiculous animal with a huge spear coming out of its head and a sexual reference to tie the whole package together.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
The answer is because he's a dildo.
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Can’t tell you hoe excited I am for year 2 of the Tom Herman experience...
I think Texas is going to kick much as this year. Year two is a common breakout year. Sam is not a true fish. Offensive line will be improved. Defense is going to rock. I was cautiously optimistic when Charlie came on board. The writing was on the wall there early on. I was cautiously optimistic when Mensa came on board. I'm in Koolaid chugging mode for this season. We're going to smash peoples faces in.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I thought Bing was malware.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
People who mix up llamas and alpacas.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What is Fat Tony in for. Slanging? Choppering? Nope. Choking a girl. https://imgur.com/VSt3OJA
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Why the fuck won't the image upload as an image? This is some bullshit.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Ricky is maybe out of prison. Sent to a school for the pederasts. https://imgur.com/rfCeUvo
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PSA: How to Neg
That didn't work and I'm reporting you to the administration.