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You don't know me

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  1. Just google BBC hot female. Should get you going in the right direction.
  2. And Hicks hitting 105 yesterday was unreal. Not sure how the batters were even getting a piece of that.
  3. We're getting a glimpse into what this club can be right now. The starting rotation has so much potential. Down the road, we could see: Carlos Martinez Alex Reyes Luke Weaver Jack Flaherty And then plug in one more. This rotation could be filthy. The question is, what do they do about the dead weight? Too many veterans not producing. I do think that we'll see Carson Kelly getting moved this year. Hopefully they can pull off a trade for a big bat in the infield.
  4. Holy fuck, this offense sucks. They've been making average pitchers look like Cy Young for 2 years now.
  5. When my oldest was a youngster, around 9 or so, he kept running up and down the stairs. It was way too loud for me. I warned him that the next time he did it I'd make him walk up and down the stairs for 30 minutes. Yeah, I made him do it. I have threatened my kids with taking their doors off the hinges if they slam them. Luckily, I haven't had to do that yet.
  6. In the traditional sense a split against the Padres was good, but it was extremely disappointing to lose 2 this weekend after taking the first 2. The offense just completely disappeared on Saturday and Sunday. I think that Mabry is completely lost as a hitting coach. It is also just becoming sad watching Waino. How long does this go on?
  7. Great weekend except for Yadi’s testicles. Hematoma in the scrote just makes me sick to my stomach.
  8. Pretty sure that I will be okay.
  9. <planes, trains and automobiles you're going the wrong way.gif>
  10. Someone needs to get on there as Carl Coyote and complain about all the terrifying people that have moved into the neighborhood.
  11. Not even a fraction of the bullshit that spews from that place.
  12. Not so fast, my friend.
  13. I hope the fire department sends them a bill.
  14. Thoughts and prayers.
  15. https://www.cafepress.com/+act_as_a_breathalyzer_with_these_boxers,6356605 You're welcome.
  16. I love this thread. With Nextdoor and Dirtbike, we have a treasure trove of goodness.
  17. We have a thread for that Didn't take a pic and it did make me surly.
  18. Last night I went straight from work to my son's track meet. There wasn't a whole lot of parking, but there were some parallel spots (marked spots) available. Slightly up the road in front of me there were 3 open parallel spots right in a row. Guy in front of me is driving a dually and parks in the middle one. Ends up consuming parts of the spot in front and back of him. Then gets out and sprints to the meet. Made me a little surly.
  19. Hat

    You don't know me replied to Gardner Barnes's topic in Lulz
    You bet, pilgrim.
  20. On that same note, when it's raining just enough to need the wipers, but not enough to get a good clean windshield after each swipe of the blades.
  21. Has to be from those toenails. Holy shit...
  22. Yeah, Cards were below .500 against the Reds last year. Missed the playoffs by one game if I recall correctly. A winning record against the Reds may have changed that.
  23. Holy hell. I hate the question, followed by my answer, followed by her assertion that I'm a complete idiot and wrong.
  24. I thought that it was a requirement for people to park shitty at Home Depot.
  25. Go fuck yourself.
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