Everything posted by DiceHands
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
meanwhile Mack Brown is fucking 9-1 bring him back
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Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
You make a great point that I was thinking about on my drive home from the game. This team more than any other I can remember completely relies on momentum. When we lose it, we shell up and look like shit. When we have it, everything is clicking on all cylinders. The issue last night is that we did not call enough plays to get momentum on our side. Calling deep shot after deep shot that goes incomplete sucks the life out of the players and the fans and puts us in these 2nd and long/3rd and long situations that we are historically horrible against.
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Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Im going to just vomit my thoughts here as a vent/therapy session - feel free to read or move along 1. The emphasis to Worthy has to stop. Its clear he is not the same X from last year. Sophomore slump, whatever, idk what it is.. but the deep bombs are not working. Move him to the slot and put someone else outside. The timing, the effort, everything is off. He is still a bad ass, but these deep bombs into quadruple coverage where X barely even tries to make a move on the ball KILL our drives. Please stop. J Whitt should be target #1. Then JT. Then Worthy underneath. 2. The THIRD punt block attempt was idiotic. It absolutely lost us the game. I understand why we did it, but Sark needs to read the fucking room. We got lucky with non-calls or lesser calls on the first two attempts. Our offense FINALLY had a good drive. Our defense gets the rare 3-and-out. Then we go take a stinky dump all over it with that stupid fucking call. DO BETTER. 3. I cant put all the blame on Quinn, but like 85% of it is on him. I dont think he got any help from WRs or playcalling, but his vision was terrible last night and cost us at least one TD that I know off (wheel route to Bijan). We cant just give up on the kid, that would be horrible for us. But Sark should realize when Quinn is in a funk sooner and make the change. Gundy benched his own flesh and blood yesterday, yet Sark doesnt want to hurt mullets feelings? Fuck that shit. WIN THE FUCKING GAME. 4. Bijan is amazing, he really is, but he dances too fucking much. RUN OVER SOMEONE. Stop dancing around trying to make every play a 50 yard td run. Dancing around like that wont work in college and it definitely wont work in the NFL. Just get us the fucking first down. 5. Playcalling was terrible. I dont know if its Sark calling 18 deep bombs to Worthy every game or if Quinn is just saying fuck it and chunking it deep... but its terrible. I dont want to see another deep bomb all year. Quinn hasnt hit one since Bama, and btw I think that was the ONLY one he hit. ITS NOT WORKING.
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Game Week- TCU
Youre right but idk if id consider that bama game "meaningful". It was an OOC game that basically had 0 stakes other than "its bama".
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Game Week- TCU
have the guys on this current roster played in a bigger game than this? maybe there are a few left from the bowl game against Georgia, but outside of that, I cant think of a more meaningful game that these guys have suited up for. i hope they realize this and are ready to cook up some fucking frog legs tonight.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
My throat hurts from screaming last night, but atleast it was good yelling and not bad yelling. waking up with that dub feels fucking good and im gonna soak it in.
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TCU @ WVU - ESPN
wow a slant over the middle for a first down, i sure wish we could adopt that play
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TCU @ WVU - ESPN
that was PI but yeah i agree, stupid fucking call from the hillbillies
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
fucking embarrassing. are these your opponents or your fucking friends? save that shit for after the game, pussy
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 8)
Im tired of the media always saying "are they back/not back" "do they have a winning culture" blah blah blah No other fucking team in the country gets put under that microscope. Lots of teams lose. Are they back? Who fucking knows because apparently its only Texas who can be back/not be back.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
this is what ive been noticing this season. our wrs cant track the ball worth a fuck and put themselves out of position with terrible adjustments on the ball. quinn fucking sucked last night, no doubt, but he also didnt get any help from anyone (wrs, coaches, o line, etc).
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
anyone see the DB knock the fuck out of a WR for oklahoma st on their go ahead TD and just stop in the middle of the play to help the mother fucker up off the ground while they scored a TD? what the fuck was that shit
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
You start Ewers when he is 100% healthy with as little re-injury as possible. If he is 80% and a hit or two to the shoulder could have him sitting ROS, you don't risk it. Ewers is our starter and as soon as he is ready, you play him.
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
If Ewers is 100% healthy without a high risk of re-injury, he should start. But you are right, there is a coaching decision to make here and I dont envy it. We don't want to have a Sam Bradford situation with Ewers where we rush him back and he gets taken out in the RRS. Card has had all the game reps recently and you don't want to throw a guy in that atmosphere that will have some rust and has never experienced it before. Also - if Gabriel is out (which he should be, especially with all this Tua stuff lately) we should be able to win without Ewers. I want Ewers back, but I see a situation where Card starts and we give Ewers an extra week of rest.
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OU @ TCU 11 am CT ABC (sat)
time to watch the baseball man take 4 balls!
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OU @ TCU 11 am CT ABC (sat)
aaron judge bullshit lol
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OU @ TCU 11 am CT ABC (sat)
great, OU put in their back up QB and look like a completely different team where have I seen that before
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OU @ TCU 11 am CT ABC (sat)
every single play should be reviewable. holding, PI, all of it. its 2022 and having these bizarre ass rules on what is and what isnt reviewable is stupid as fuck. we have the technology to get the call right.
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
can we find a new DC before kick?
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
we gave up 37 fucking points to this shit ass tech team who cant even get a first down
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
so tech fucking sucks
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OU @ TCU 11 am CT ABC (sat)
dont worry, OU will looks like an NFL team next week.
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
at this point, can we just pay the best defensive coordinator in the world a billion dollars and have him come fix this shit ass defense? pay him more than sark, idgaf.
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
lol tech goes for it on 4th and KSU stops it easily. fuck PK.
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Texas Tech at #25 Kansas State - 11am (ESPN+)
KSU making our D look like a fucking a middle school team already.