Everything posted by HornPhD
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Your Larry David-esque Moments of Awkwardness
Back in 2004 or so when we were living in San Francisco, my wife and I were almost home and stopped at a red light during heavy rush hour traffic. A car stops in the middle of the intersection right in front of us just as our light turns green. I hit the horn and both the wife and I give them the double middle finger while yelling things like āfuck youā and āfucking assholes.ā The people in the car look at us in shock. The intersection clears, we turn left and are behind the other car. Next intersection, we have to turn left to get home (a lot of one way streets in our neighborhood). The people we cursed out turn left. āMaybe theyāre heading to a different highway entrance to the Bay Bridge?ā says my wife. Our condo was on a little one-way side street off Folsom St. Nobody turns onto that street unless they live on it. The other car turns onto that street. Fuck. āThey probably live down the blockā I say to my wife. Weāre right behind them and before I can open the garage door to the parking garage, it starts opening and they pull in. We drove around the block before going into the garage. We saw them a few weeks later in the elevator. No words were spoken. But we all knew. Cue theme song.
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Historical Events that are Worthy of Epic TV Shows
Building of the Hoover Dam
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Who's been covid vaxxed? Stand up and be counted.
Received dose #2 today (Pfizer).
- The Wire
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Beer 2020?! F*ck that sh*t! Beer 2021!
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Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo
Shall now means mandatory. Good to know.
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Ted Lasso (Apple+)
Just binged the season. Excited to watch it again when my wife watches it for the first time. Iām going to add CC so I can catch the dialogue. Barbecue sauce.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Exactly. Her statement doesnāt negate her statement from 2018 that 9/11 was staged.
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Celebrity Death Pool - 2021
https://variety.com/2021/film/news/hal-holbrook-dead-dies-emmy-tony-winning-actor-mark-twain-1234898102/ Whoās next? Jerry Jones? Matt McConaughey?
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Band of Brothers
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/939yu8/ron_livingstons_band_of_brothers_video_library_112/ The videos are pretty cool. Wish they were combined into one video to avoid having to repeat the same intro 12 times.
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Greatest TV Theme Songs
Since DET didnāt post a link to the song.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Unfortunately, itās not going to happen.
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My daughter Sarah passed away this morning
Fuck. My thoughts are with you and your family. Weāre all here for you.
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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]
In reality, you never left your room
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Sweet Jawja Special Elections
Hedging?
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Sweet Jawja Special Elections
Fuck it. Iām in. If it turns out the GOP prevails, I have more booze (and edibles) to ease the pain.
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Coaching Yute basketball- need some help from you fuckers
Young kids need to focus on ball-handing, passing, and shooting. Make everything a game (e.g., race down the court and back while dribbling, zig zag around cones, team shooting from different spots). Do a lot of 2 on 2 and 3 on 3, which maximizes touches while making it easy to pass and cut.
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2020 Fuck Fantasy Football
Thank you, Stefon Diggs. Back to back championships for me.
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2020 Fuck Fantasy Football
Down 10 in the championship game. My opponent and I each have one roster spot yet to play. Diggs (me) vs. Buffaloās D
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NFL Week 16
No, I knew that all Miami had to do was throw a deep ball to the sideline and hope for catch and/or a penalty. They got both. The Raiders opened the door for something crazy to happen that would allow a FG to win it. You have no reason to believe me; however, I told the people I was with that Miami was going to kick a FG and win. Crazy things happen in football and giving the other team a chance to win with a FG minimizes the necessary number of crazy things.
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NFL Week 16
āToo cuteā is exactly right
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NFL Week 16
As soon as it was clear the Raiders were going for a FG, I knew they would lose. Make the other team score a TD in order to win in that situation.
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2020 Fuck Fantasy Football
Keep an eye on Cleveland players. Theyāre dealing with a COVID contact issue.
- 2020 Fuck Fantasy Football
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2020 Fuck Fantasy Football
Iād go with Gage. Especially if Julio is out. Falcons will be throwing. A lot.