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Longhornstampede

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  1. Huntertones... I posted a cover on the covers thread. Great sound and some really tight playing. This is what happens when you let your trombone player become a human beatbox and your trumpet player picks up a sousaphone 🤣🤣
  2. Been listening to this Huntertones for a while (I'll put some in the jazz thread). But this cover of a song that the original annoyed me is solid.
  3. That plate needs an Adderall
  4. Your avatar is perfectly placed above the name!
  5. Damn there is so much gold in the OPs article, but the one that kind of cracked me up were the words "filled the Baltimore Basilica" My god is there any chance that might become a Surlyism? "Get ready honey, I'm gonna come in there and fill the Baltimore Basilica tonight!"
  6. The one where the girl mentions that she has 18 UTIs last year. Damn bitch, clean that cockwallet every now and then
  7. Improving the gene pool one eagles fan at a time
  8. You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take...
  9. So sorry for your loss Brisket... It's gut wrenching. I know from experience. There isn't a single thing I can say to make you feel better right now. If I did I'd bottle it and become a millionaire. With time you will grieve and begin to heal. It will never completely go away. It's been almost 40 years for me and I still have moments. It's called love and never letting their memory go.
  10. Well duh! Don't they know the air thinner and things carry farther?
  11. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15hNUDDfMo/
  12. That Elon launched a convertible car with a mannequin wearing an astronaut suit into an orbit between Earth and mars. WTF!?
  13. How many do you have to cram up there to plug yourself up?
  14. Two weeks go driving thru Austin on my way to NB and I hit the preset button for KOKE and I'm hearing some decent messican music, but it isn't what I was looking for. KVET is almost unlistenable. I pulled into the Whip In to pick up a 6 pack because I used to live in those shady ass apartments just up the street behind the old insurance place (I have a murder story about those apartments I should share sometime). After getting back in my truck I checked it out online and find out the format had changed as far as the frequency goes but KOKE still exists playing decent country music on the online app. Since I'm driving a nearly 30 year old pickup, I don't have modern amenities like Bluetooth and shit. So I had to listen on earphones all the way to my destination at Lake McQueeney with those damn things in my ears. Why can't Austin keep nice things? Old man yelling at clouds here! FUCK! At least I still have KNBT while I'm down here
  15. Bye bye muddafuckah!
  16. Not quite...it's just starting to get a lot of airplay in the last few weeks according to my wife who has to suffer through listening to the Wolf at work because of a coworker with shitty taste in country music
  17. This is the laziest form of "songwriting" ever. This dumb motherfucker, aside from the first song he ever released, is total bro country, which I'm sure he did just to get his name out there as being country. He may as well just come out of the closet and try his hand at hop hop. And to include Jellyroll is just a ploy to remain relevant by attaching himself to the flavor of the month. If you actually listen I apologize in advance.
  18. Jeter is the anti-sideshow Burt
  19. Gotta put BC behind that for it to matter
  20. You're still gonna die....I did
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