Everything posted by Longhornstampede
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Really Hot Women Shouting Where They Are From
Miss Denmark did not seem impressed...
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Really Hot Women Shouting Where They Are From
Because ATexanAbroad is banging all the 10s and taking pics 🤣
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
He bowling balled her at home. 2 in the pink, thumb in the stink
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Horrible way to die new stories
Freightlined
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Non-Americans rando thoughts on the US
This person gets it.... Making this distinction is important. Now I'm wondering if there is a word for shart in their native tongue "The food: Peanut butter everything! Pumpkin spice everything! Fried chicken and waffles! Pancakes with bacon! General Tso's chicken! So much good BBQ! Mexican food! Taco Bell!"
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Non-Americans rando thoughts on the US
Living up to username.... Goals man, goals
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Is homeboys name Jethro Bodean... Using a piece of rope for a belt....
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
9 shots! I'd hire that guy to do any job. Lots of follow thru and ensures it's done right and complete. He's got upper management written all over him!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
This is how you avoid an entry into this thread https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/02/michigan-man-gets-drunk-watching-owls-poops-on-his-pt-cruiser-tells-nurses-his-blood-is-pure-natural-ice/
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
The insecurity of Baker and the immaturity of Kyler all rolled into 1 person with a little more talent... That's how we got this level of bitchassedness from this punk
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Looks like a rose bowl parade float busted a tether line and started floating away
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
He's a punk and RG3 is going down balls deep on him like Annette Schwarz
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
Haha! DFW NYE is so lit it gets put on a month ahead of time and taped!
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RIP Coach Gustafson
RIP Coach Gus you were and still are the best...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Oh I'm sure she always knows what's coming at her mouth...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Like as if she's never done this before https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmcDzNBKSw0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
Noods from the party?
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Have You Heard Stories of a Monkey Parachuting out of a Balloon in Houston? Around 1900.
But did that monkey ever bite anyone?
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
What's his surly handle?
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Sam Ehlinger
LOL some jackass Giants fan appeared to be giving the horns down after that sack... Rent free...
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
Most likely just a spectator in this literal shitshow this year. Don't (can't) drink anymore and the diet has become slightly more healthy, or at least more discriminating. So despite having black coffee, bacon, eggs (runny yolks) and fruit for breakfast this morning.... I'm not even worried anymore. Calling my shart-shot on January 1. Longhornstampede: 365 Shart: 0
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
Today's hangovers may open the ceremonies.
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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...
Hey, but do what they want... 🤣