Everything posted by GhostRider
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Lady Bird Lake is 18 feet deep at it's deepest point.
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America, Fuck Yea! News Stories
Yeah, I've been treed by a Brahman cow. Was stuck there for about 4 hours until she lost interest.
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Movies you're ashamed to admit that you enjoy
Do Waterworld and The Postman belong here? Both are really stupid movies that I will always watch if I run across them while flipping channels late at night.
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Greatest TV scenes ever
- Uncomfortable Moments In Group Texts
So, German hippos?- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It doesn't sharpen the blades, but eventually it will clog your drain pipe. Good luck with that.- Pics of parking douche baggery
Absolutely. I just assume most of them are aggy.- Pics of parking douche baggery
6 seconds. 6 seconds between putting my car in reverse and putting in park, dead center of the parking spot. Anyone who identifies as male should instinctively know how to back into a parking spot on the first try.- Top Gun 2
- Top Gun 2
I loved the movie, but hated Bob. He served absolutely no purpose.- Flash bang car thieves, police advise against it
That's some top notch victim blaming right there.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Obvious plant is obvious.- Do You Know Anyone Personally Who Was Murdered or a Murderer?
Does seem a little obvious, doesn't it?- Do You Know Anyone Personally Who Was Murdered or a Murderer?
It's my understanding they did investigate him, knew he did it, but could never prove it.- Do You Know Anyone Personally Who Was Murdered or a Murderer?
Yeah, I have no idea if the asshole is even still alive. I refused to allow my kids anywhere near him. It was even in my divorce decree.- Do You Know Anyone Personally Who Was Murdered or a Murderer?
My ex-wife's uncle killed a male prostitute in his home back in the 70s. Enlisted the help of his sister to clean it up. They dumped the body in the parking lot of the Stallion restaurant on N Lamar. He was never arrested.- Bobcat fucks around and finds out
Now he needs to wash his car and his underpants.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
fixed- Are Dollar General Stores a sign that your small town has died?
My dad has grown to despise DG. Anytime he is traveling anywhere with my mom, if they see a DG she insists that they stop. She just wants to look around and see if they have anything good that the last DG didn't have.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Whenever we're going somewhere and I'm backing out of the garage/driveway, she immediately leans forward and starts digging through her purse, blocking the side mirror. I just stop and stare at her waiting for her to lean back. She does this every single fucking time. One time after starting the car I waited, fiddled with the radio and the A/C, and she just sat there. As soon as I put the car in reverse, there she went. It's like some automatic reflex with her that she cannot control.- Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Also, quit using the phrase, "that begs the question..." You're probably using it wrong, so just stop.- Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
I had a friend growing up who would say, "I have an ideal."- New concessions pricing at DKR
And I'll finally be able to afford a new pair of game day flip flops.- "What are you in for?" "I gave a customer a plastic straw."
I've never been much of a straw person. But for some reason crap like this makes me want to become one. - Uncomfortable Moments In Group Texts
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