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GhostRider

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Everything posted by GhostRider

  1. Lady Bird Lake is 18 feet deep at it's deepest point.
  2. Yeah, I've been treed by a Brahman cow. Was stuck there for about 4 hours until she lost interest.
  3. Do Waterworld and The Postman belong here? Both are really stupid movies that I will always watch if I run across them while flipping channels late at night.
  4. So, German hippos?
  5. It doesn't sharpen the blades, but eventually it will clog your drain pipe. Good luck with that.
  6. Absolutely. I just assume most of them are aggy.
  7. 6 seconds. 6 seconds between putting my car in reverse and putting in park, dead center of the parking spot. Anyone who identifies as male should instinctively know how to back into a parking spot on the first try.
  8. GhostRider replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    Nice shirt!
  9. GhostRider replied to Red Five's topic in Movies and TV
    I loved the movie, but hated Bob. He served absolutely no purpose.
  10. That's some top notch victim blaming right there.
  11. Obvious plant is obvious.
  12. Does seem a little obvious, doesn't it?
  13. It's my understanding they did investigate him, knew he did it, but could never prove it.
  14. Yeah, I have no idea if the asshole is even still alive. I refused to allow my kids anywhere near him. It was even in my divorce decree.
  15. My ex-wife's uncle killed a male prostitute in his home back in the 70s. Enlisted the help of his sister to clean it up. They dumped the body in the parking lot of the Stallion restaurant on N Lamar. He was never arrested.
  16. Now he needs to wash his car and his underpants.
  17. fixed
  18. My dad has grown to despise DG. Anytime he is traveling anywhere with my mom, if they see a DG she insists that they stop. She just wants to look around and see if they have anything good that the last DG didn't have.
  19. Whenever we're going somewhere and I'm backing out of the garage/driveway, she immediately leans forward and starts digging through her purse, blocking the side mirror. I just stop and stare at her waiting for her to lean back. She does this every single fucking time. One time after starting the car I waited, fiddled with the radio and the A/C, and she just sat there. As soon as I put the car in reverse, there she went. It's like some automatic reflex with her that she cannot control.
  20. Also, quit using the phrase, "that begs the question..." You're probably using it wrong, so just stop.
  21. I had a friend growing up who would say, "I have an ideal."
  22. And I'll finally be able to afford a new pair of game day flip flops.
  23. I've never been much of a straw person. But for some reason crap like this makes me want to become one.
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