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Mez2

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Everything posted by Mez2

  1. The baddest motherfucker of all-time.
  2. Shadow didn't post well enough for us to win either
  3. Mez2 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Hold on to the fucking ball
  4. Puro pinche longhorns!!!
  5. Have they checked the local chuck e cheese?
  6. I'm turning Chuy into a catcher
  7. Tites
  8. Jesus christ putt, keep it in your pants
  9. Iron claw Unbelievable, yet believable. Fucking amazing.
  10. Chuy is too young, but yeah. He is like rafael belliard with more power to right field, barely.
  11. Pena sucks
  12. PM sent? Wait, wut
  13. What an ass whopping, incredible.
  14. Smells like fish, pero taste like chicken
  15. What's our current projection for o/u? Lazy and drinking margs at Alma; my wife is flying to Vegas right now and looking to throw some money down. Any other bets loom good, too? Feels like a question aimed at @Wulaw Hornor @henrygandorf, def not towards @UTPhil2006. He still owes me money something. I don't know what exactly but I'm sure he does.
  16. She has no soul, so there's that
  17. She's getting torched by astros fans on her Twitter page
  18. Flight and hotel booked for CDMX Puro pinche astros!
  19. I bet her dick is bigger than Pam Ward's
  20. Very racist, Phil. Even by your standards
  21. Can I have his watch?
  22. I'd eat the whole thing and then eat something else later that night while I'm still up after giving them kids a Melatonin and I'm on my 5th bourbon ginger ale watching the highlights of the texas game on YouTube before switching over to watch Chris stapleton videos.
  23. This pillow fight sucked ass
  24. It should go down to who had the hottest chicks
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