Everything posted by Sejjr
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Looch must spend most of his TexAgs wealth on tin foil.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
It’s a retro offense. Very hip and trendy.
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2020 Coaching Staff
Coaches do this every year. And fan boards always ask this question. Apparently, being given a high 6-figure salary in Austin, Texas to coach for one of the Blue Blood programs still means something in that profession.
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Awesome JUGS machine
Underrated actress.
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2020 Coaching Staff
I continue to be amazed by the wealth of expertise and knowledge Surly has for random position coaches nationwide.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Alamo Bowl)
You’re welcome, Valero. Now fuck off.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
I’ll bite. The only actual measure where Sam is better than Brewer is the eyeball test (and some “Big Game” successes), and your football brain. Also, Brewer’s football brain. Brewer is a good QB (who is A Texas Legacy, I’m told). Sam has more to work with athletically and from his teammates. I imagine Sam as a senior with the experienced returning talent and the influx of new talent, will be one of the better QBs in the country next year. Brewer, while a solid player, is a targeting foul away from retirement, and Baylor lost a shit-ton of talent and experience on a team that proved in their losses this year that they have terrible depth. Baylor will regress dramatically. As far as the conference, please name one team outside of Baylor with better returning talent+experience at the QB position. Sure, there are possible good QBs at other programs, but there is zero doubt that Sam will be considered the top QB in the Big 12 this year by every football writer in America. While it is pathetic and comical to look at the history of the Texas QB since Colt McCoy, lets at least acknowledge that for the first time in a decade, we have a returning senior QB that is actually a fucking asset.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Username checks out.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
If J Lo was wearing a maroon colored outfit with an SEC badge on her mons pubis, Bag Hag would be telling the world what an flawless performance it was by one of Jimbo's angels.
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Houston Texans Offseason 2020
I think it’s like a wedding planner.
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Netflix Recommendations
Giri/Haji is pretty good. It is very well done and very fresh for the genre. Starts a little slowly but really ramps up.
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PSA-- don't tell people you want to dine with Hitler
Custer was the bomb until he got tomahawked.
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PSA-- don't tell people you want to dine with Hitler
Jimbo is to Hitler as Liucci is to Goebbels. The corps is the SA/Brownshirts. See, this is totally relevant to the football board.
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PSA-- don't tell people you want to dine with Hitler
So Hitler wore a bib and moved to Carolina?
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PSA-- don't tell people you want to dine with Hitler
His dinner conversation would be very awkward unless he was also fluent in German and Italian.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Jim Turner ordered the Code-Red.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Portal to 1000.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
This is as close as we will ever get to Liucci admitting he didn’t know shit about this. And Milkwort? Is that what you call the worst running back room in the SEC?
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Houston Texans Offseason 2020
Would you rather see the Texans rolling out Will Fuller again for another 3 game season, or do something wacky like draft Devin Duvernay?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
It fucking happens every year.
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Dave Aranda Is Baylor's New Head Coach
We will see how Baylor's strategy of bringing in seasoned SEC "strategists" pays off for them. Baylor is a Big 12 version of Ole Miss. A school that is not in the "too big to fail" category and who got away with sanctioned rape. If any school has a target on their back when they start getting out of line, it's Baylor.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
At least he isn't desperate for clicks.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Nobody welcomes dirty recruiting quite like an aggy. It is really fun to watch Liucci getting all frothed up thinking hiring guys from one of the dirtiest programs in country will be the final 2 pieces of the "national championship puzzle".
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Downey in Tropic Thunder
To this day I still haven’t laughed in a theater as hard as I did during those fake trailers. Fucking brilliant. sure, they could make the movie today. But they would have to cut the Simple Jack stuff, or change it significantly. Part of the point of that movie was making fun of what “could still be made fun of,” and pushing the limits. There were poking fun at all the moral outrage types. And 12-years later, you can’t say hello without offending someone.
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Antonio Brown's mysterious foot injury is severe frostbite
His attorney certainly will.