Everything posted by swTXSU
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Do You Remember? 60s-80s
I think I ate one of those breakfast bars everyday for breakfast during high school. Wish they still made them.
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First I'm gonna use you as a human shield
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!
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It’s been quite a party ain’t it?
What are you talkin’ about? You don’t even like money. You like money even less than you like fun, if that’s possible.
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How can you shoot women and children?
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
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Haywood a convicted felon isn't he Monty??
Just a reminder, fans, comin' up is our "Die-hard Night" here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.
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I thought you guys just ate doughnuts
Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*. Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!
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Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.
Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
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I told you, no fucking kids, but you wouldn't listen
You know what? Fuck you! How about that?
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Do you want to go do karate in the garage?
We're here to fuck shit up!
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A naked American man stole my balloons
These dumb ass kids. They never appreciate what you do for them.
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It was a pretty good story. Don't you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Shaggy go. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Surlbowski on the way.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary......... come again
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I can't watch that Sarah McLachlan animal cruelty commercial without tearing up. Every damn time..... "sniff, sniff'
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
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General San Francisco Thread
Salt and Pepper Crab at R & G Lounge is outstanding. R&G Lounge
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2018 Fishing - Year of the big one
Looks like y'all will be waiting awhile with all the rain coming down the Trinity.
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What do you order at Whataburger?
Same here. Maybe a pie if I am in the mood.
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Surly's Texas Small Town/Road Trip Gems
Roundeyesushiguy is in downtown Mt Pleasant.
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All Things Brisket
Bought 5 boxes of wal mart in Sunset Valley brisket in Jan. for a charity fundraiser. $1.96 a lbs. Turned out fine.
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Amazon prime recommendations
Agreed, I have already forgotten the plot.
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Franklin BBQ
How does the line take the length? Sounds like pre-order is the way to go. What is the minimum?
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The Walking Dead - Season 8
You can delete it......all I can remember from watching it is it sucked. And I like the show.
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Franklin BBQ
Do people still go there? I honestly don't have time anymore to stand in line for half a day to get some BBQ. Haven't been since way before the fire took out the pits. Is it still an all day experience?
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I will be on 104.9 the horn 3/27 at noon
Bob should buy a radio station!