Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Bleh.... I guess Beebe then. He'll be a really good interior lineman. Cowboys gotta be the least aggressive front office in the league.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Jerrah being a moron continues..... Just a human telegraph. That's fine.... Again, AD Mitchell..... Hmmm.....
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
AD Mitchell on the board is...... tempting. With JPJ gone, then I pivot to the WVU kid or hope Beebe is there in the 3rd.
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2024 NFL DRAFT
He'll need to buck the odds for being such a poor athlete and speed as a CB. Slot is the place to do it.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Welp, the Eagles had a terrible secondary.... so they've upgraded tremendously with 2 CBs.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Guess who's back.... back again.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Or Jerrah just slobbers all over players and shows his hand..... Again, he's blubbering moron at this point. Probably blows as much out of his ass into his diaper as he does out of his mouth. Everyone else at the desk is just sitting there like..... shut the fuck up old man.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Hey, Jerrah's just out there playing option QB..... just keeping his options open as he runs towards the sideline. He's the greatest option QB that ever lived..... he'll tell you so. It's now reached the comical phase of Jerrah's dementia where he regales us with all of his skills and tries to gaslight an entire fanbase like they're some low level prostitute from Mexico he used to throw away on his nightly Johnnie Walker binges. Is Will McClay keeping this entire franchise afloat with solid drafting and UDFA's? Feels like it and I always thought he was just above-average but having to deal with two fucking shitstains like the Jones boys, maybe I'ver underestimated him. Maybe he's fucking Tex Schramm with an attitude..... JFC, please let the IRS or FBI raid the Jones' and force a sale. Or have them both go on a 3 hour tour aboard the USS Minnow.... The fanbase deserves so much better.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Best IDL vs the run has now left and Hankins had a lost a step too..... So... what's the plan because these guys aren't cheap. At least the good ones...
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Gonna guess if he plays 13-14 games, he ends up at about 15m With the inactivity in UFA, the Cowboys are almost forced to take an OL in the first two rounds. Having little draft flexibility without the option to take BPA is also extremely challenging....
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Jerrah's world is the theme park and they treat the team like the Lion's exhibit or maybe more like Sea World and the dolphin and Killer Whale show. And the further you look, the dirtier it gets. Because Jerrah for all his pomp and promotion, is a cheap carnival barker. Don't ever let him lull you into the biggest lie ever told.... "Nobody wants to win more than Jerrah!" It's utter bullshit. Everybody wants to win more than Jerrah. He wants to continue to enrich himself and his family and If you believe anything that comes out of his or Stephen's mouth, you're a sucker. You're the fool they're making money off of. They don't spend, and they blame it on the cap. They don't spend and say they're holding it for future contracts. They don't spend and have the mindless bitch this guy is overpaid and that guy is overpaid -- unless they just can't play, who cares. Keeping up with the Jones'...... easy as fuck to do in the NFL. Now how much they're making off their freak show? That's where it's hard to keep up with. 3rd cheapest organization in the league..... maybe the most valuable. Now, where do you think that value derives from? Jerrah's always smiling because he's always getting fat off the fanbase, who will not abandon him because he keeps the show going. Pathetic.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Validation..... How much less? Like 3-4m with bonuses for production???
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
4-5 games. Very fucking true and fucking sad..... Not to his wallet.... Jerrah has enriched himself and his family to billionaire status through the fandom. He's made way more money being the owner of the Cowboys than he did in oil.... Hell yes!!! We're an injury away from sucking on both lines.... like bottom ten stuff. We can correct but they need to make some wise and insightful decisions.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
He's been a liability between the injuries? Are you sure? He was elite last year when he played..... Better than Zack. I severely doubt he can play more than 14-15 games total anymore, but give the dude his flowers when he played. I have no idea what he told Dallas he wanted and I tend to think this is Stephen thinking he's smarter than everyone and negotiating through the press, but this will take major planning to overcome his loss. We knew it was coming and not sure why everyone is shocked (maybe not here), but add another fucking position of desperate need -- OT, along with LB, DT, CB. But.... we're all in. I would guess the plan right now is to kick out Tyler and start Bass, who I think can play at guard. But we still need to figure out center and frankly, we need another starting caliber lineman because Zack while still good, definitely started showing cracks and don't get me start in how fucking terrible Steele was last year. Hopefully 2 years removed from the ACL will make a difference. It needs to... a big one.
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True Detective: Night Country (Season 4)
Two people who grudgingly have respect for each other, but who share a secret so dark that it's fractured their relationship and it's weight sucks the air out of the room whenever they're together. They're bonded in life forever but additionally always reminded what they hate about each other. He knows she definitely played a role in covering it up. He doesn't know who killed him (most likely Danvers or Navarro) but he does know that he didn't commit suicide and Danvers and Navarro had it out for the guy and were on the scene. He also knows that she lied to him about it. And he didn't bat an eye because the guy was a piece of shit -- rapist, woman beater, armed robbery, several assaults.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
LOL!!!!! Fire errbody...... Seriously. Dan Quinn getting totally pants'd.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
No linebackers to play the run..... This isn't hard. Damone Clark should be a backup, not your best LB.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
He probably won't be 100% until about Thanksgiving if at all next year. Not that he can't be productive but all the data suggests it take 2 full years for athletes to feel like the knee is fully back.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
The LBs on this team suck...... Mazi Smith may be decent in 2 years, but he's of no value. We've known this all season and done nothing about it.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
Gilmore has gotten burned all day..... We can't cover these dudes, we can't stop them from running. It's a joke, really.
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
That FG may have mattered if it was 20 for the Packers not 27. Instead, it's a waster of 5.5 minutes. Defense has to get get off the field quickly.....
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
A screen pass? Really? That's what you got McCarthy?
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Cowboys-Packers Round Nine
It was exactly what they were hoping for..... They called the pressure setting up that trap. Dak walked right in it. Turpin decides to get a good play down 4 TDs. Yea.