Everything posted by Hizzaz Mahdoud
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Can't be! Looch and Hamm have both said that Texas has always wanted to be an aggy, and play for Fisher & Company. Doesn't matter though - satyanash is worried that Texas will for sure flip to Tree if it is accepted.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
His "wife" probably earned her BA-AAAA in animal husbandry.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yeah - they would have played (and still DID play) for the national title, and we would have gone to the Fiesta Bowl (our first BCS game) as the next best Big 12 team. Because Kansas State won, they went to the Fiesta, and we went to the Holiday.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Don't you DARE take away our one loss to Bama! It was our best loss ever!! Forget our seven wins against them. We totally got to LOSE against them!!! ONCE!!!!
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Now, if he would just give us a video camera and some good lighting...
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Only if the giraffe comes up to him and starts talking about his wife. I would guess a porcupine, because they are located closer to the restrooms, and, well, one prick to another and such...
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 7 - Baylor
Da 'Horns 55 Da Bears 27
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Javonne "Sphered?" Is he as globally round as Daylon Mack?
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What was this sooner trying to do here?
Grabbin' Hizzaz, Mahdoud!
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 6 - OU Sucks
Horns 33 Thieves 24
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How Old Are You? Surly Politics Poll
Same here. Old enough to remember all 4 of our National Championships. Hoping for a couple more, before assuming room temperature.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 5 - Kansas St.
TEXAS 34 KSU 20
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 4 - TCU
TCU 37 HORNS 23 Damn it!
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Shit! What is he accused of?
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Let's Check In on Maryland
Temple read Of Mice and Men.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 3 - USC
Texas wakes the fuck up. Horns 34 Trojans 27
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We beat USC, guaranteed
Just stop. We can all see right through you.
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Kansas is Hopeless...
Tell me, Jhawk - after our struggle just to hang on to a win against Tulsa... is there truly no hope in Kansas?
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 2 - Tulsa
Texas 52 Tulsa 20
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Texas will have a “brutal and dominant rushing attack” next year
I think Ian Boyd needs to read Of Mice and Men.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
My understanding is that the margin of victory is calculated as follows: You picked Texas by 39. Texas lost by 5. The difference is not 39 minus 5 (overall margin between the teams), but 39 PLUS 5 (margin of predicted Texas victory added to the margin of actual Texas loss). Difference in margin would be 2 x 44, not 2 x 34. nm. Huckleberry answered.
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F**k the moron that called that play
I was going to ask, "which play," but then I just got sad.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
Texas 38 Maryland 24
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Shirt #2 would be perfect for the "Surly Curse," though.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Yes, and all that acne will only cause him to violate the neutral zone a millisecond sooner than usual.